Stats

What 95 episodes of C.R.E.A.M. add up to, worked out from the transcripts. Updated 6 November 2026.

1.5M words spoken

Hours of chat
126
Car brands named
5,843
Between car brands, on average
77s

Who talks the most

Share of the talking, from the 65% where we can tell whose voice it is.

Edwin

Talks the most

Talking
27.9 hours
Words
412K
Speed
246 a minute
Episodes
92

Will

Talking
21.2 hours
Words
309K
Speed
243 a minute
Episodes
92

Ben

Talks the leastFastest talker

Talking
13.6 hours
Words
225K
Speed
276 a minute
Episodes
76

Top car brands

How often each brand is named, and by whom. Select one to find where.

  1. Ferrari 779
  2. BMW 439
  3. Lamborghini 431
  4. Land Rover 370
  5. McLaren 305
  6. Mercedes 263
  7. Ford 262
  8. Jaguar 257
  9. Audi 243
  10. Porsche 232
  11. Renault 228
  12. TVR 144
  13. Volkswagen 138
  14. Honda 136
  15. Bugatti 126
Show as a table
Brand EdwinWillBenNot identified Total Episodes
Ferrari 22220094263 779 82
BMW 1609938142 439 76
Lamborghini 8113364153 431 74
Land Rover 7411732147 370 74
McLaren 101853584 305 65
Mercedes 104602970 263 71
Ford 626914117 262 60
Jaguar 617123102 257 59
Audi 83611980 243 69
Porsche 56324698 232 64
Renault 80551380 228 56
TVR 55211652 144 42
Volkswagen 42192849 138 52
Honda 38144242 136 46
Bugatti 21243051 126 32

Swear jar

Every swear, from whoever said it.

Swears so far
1,054
On average, per episode
11.1
In the jar, at £1 a swear
£1,054

Who fills it

  1. Not identified 515
  2. Will 234 · 11.0 an hour talking
  3. Edwin 229 · 8.2 an hour talking
  4. Ben 76 · 5.6 an hour talking

The words

  1. Shit 390
  2. Bloody 112
  3. Piss 104
  4. Arse 91
  5. Bugger 75
  6. Crap 47
  7. Damn 46
  8. Fuck 41
  9. Dick 33
  10. Bastard 25
  11. Cock 24
  12. Arsehole 14
Show as a table
Word Strength EdwinWillBenNot identified Total Episodes
Shit Medium 1158322170 390 90
Bloody Mild 1825663 112 58
Piss Medium 2529842 104 47
Arse Mild 1231642 91 49
Bugger Mild 149943 75 11
Crap Mild 220223 47 33
Damn Mild 88327 46 31
Fuck Strongest 33332 41 29
Dick Strong 111219 33 23
Bastard Strong 66013 25 20
Cock Strong 41811 24 9
Arsehole Medium 5306 14 6

Cleanest episode: We Asked Lamborghini’s CEO If Manuals Are Coming Back, with 0 swears.