Manual Bugattis, MobLand Passat and Ben's New Want - C.R.E.A.M. #107

0:00 Rule or Ruin: Edwin's M3 and Ferrari

And one of the policemen that came on to

escort the woman off was a creamer.

Yes.

That's crispy duck.

That's the crispy duck that all the other

ducks refer to.

So now I can turn the gun, not on myself,

not on you.

Hello and welcome to episode 107 of the Cars

Rule Everything Around Me podcast.

That felt a little bit official amountser.

But with myself, Edwin, William to my left

and Ben Jamin.

Hello.

Who is behind the camera.

Indeed.

Before we start all of this podcast,

we answer the question with the cars of ruled

or ruined everything around us this week.

Let us start it with a will.

I would say it would just be a rule.

Okay.

There's still a, most of I'll go engine is

still out and there's still costs to be had on that.

Parts to be waiting for.

M3 currently has no seats.

It had seats in the video you would have just

seen on Monday, but now they're out of it

because they're being trimmed.

That's cool.

So hawks auto work.

Same people who did.

I think they did Alex's touring M3 and also

Rory's 9/11 doing the same thing.

I asked him, I said, can you do those seats,

but in the factory M3 drink?

So factory leather with the little stripe in

the middle, like the leather stripe in the

middle, like a normal M3 seat,

and he said, yeah, we can do that.

No problems.

So yeah, I want to get that set up,

I don't know.

I don't know actually.

But yeah, so that should be really cool.

I really, I'm so unbelievably pleased.

You know what?

That's probably rule alone.

M3, we took that out with the carbon airbox.

Oh my gosh, and it's fantastic.

The noise is something else.

I spoke to the guys at Inman at Evolve and

said, please, please, please can I have an airbox?

Because that's the only mod I never really

got to do that I really wanted and wanted

wanted to do on in the E92 on the previous

ones I had.

So yeah, now I've done that.

So it just looks great as well.

It looks great.

It sounds honestly, I thought,

maybe it won't sound that different.

No, it sounds completely different.

Do you know what?

Also, that car, the way it's built,

looks like an American E92 M3.

But there's something about having that in

the UK that is really cool.

Like if that car was in America,

you'd walk past that car, mate.

Yeah, OK.

I've seen this.

It stood out very nice to do it Monterey.

But here, it just, I don't know,

something about it just really,

it pops.

It's nice.

They're normally either a track car here or

it's a standard car on competition wheels or something.

Whereas this is nicely, I wanted it to be

somewhere in the middle where it's still a road car.

So the exact image I had in my head,

it's close.

It's nearly complete.

It's very close.

We have a track down Monday.

Yeah.

So I'm very much looking forward to trying

them again out with its new setup and new

brakes and new everything.

So I think that's going to be good fun.

Nice.

I'm going to say the same.

We have just, for us, the podcast of the 550

has just gone out yesterday.

Yeah, today.

So I've been bombarded by many messages from

Creamers with congratulations.

Thank you very much for all of your messages.

It still feels quite surreal.

Still doesn't feel quite right.

I didn't mention it much in the last one,

but there's immediately things still.

I can't really drive the car as of yet.

It needs some parts to fix it,

which is so very TDC to buy a car,

modify it and then immediately break it.

But I'm still, I think it'll be a long rule

for me for a long, long time.

There are great many rules for many years to come.

And also my M3, if you're an audio listener,

I have my M3 just over my wrist shoulder

because I need to prep that for the track day on Monday.

And when was it?

Since before we went to Germany,

has had a horrible blow from the exhaust and

it has caused it to sound like an aftermarket

exhaust on an M3 and that can't run.

Unless you have the, if you haven't heard it,

there's a Japanese company called Sunbeam,

most sport.

There's an exhaust for M3s that make it sound

mini V12 sounding.

Oh, this is like a bad one.

But for now, I've bought just over to the

left of Ben's side is a completely stock

exhaust without a a gouge in it,

which will make it no longer sound like a

tin of bees.

Alan's like a Yeti, just a carify you're on holiday.

Having a week off here?

Mm.

Okay.

We've ever had a day off.

Another one.

Yeah.

Well, there's a whole day alone.

Thank you very much, William.

It's been a bit of business there.

He said, off I am.

Yeah.

I am.

I am having another one.

Hey, I've had, I've had one week this year.

So far I've had a second week.

I think there's been a lot more than that.

No, it was one week.

No, there's 52 in a year.

Well, I know that.

But the week's off.

I've had one week where I went to Barbados

and this, I'm having this week off.

Ben works your holiday.

It actually works the other way around to most people.

You book in work days.

I hate this.

I really hate this.

I really hate this attitude you have.

I'm referred to as a nine to five here.

It's generally, it's generally holidays.

And then you go, I'll book a week of work in.

And I'll come in for that one.

Unless I was their guest.

No, I'll be on holiday.

Speaking of, in the coming weeks,

Richard Porter has said he'd like to come

back on the podcast, which we're all very excited for.

Ben, incredibly excited for.

Turns out, originally I joked,

I'm going to try and book it in for the week here away.

And then I said, obviously, I'm not actually

going to do that.

Because you haven't yet kind of had a podcast

with Richard Porter.

And I think Richard Porter actually very much likes you.

Thank you, Richard.

If that's a lie, please feel free to email in.

Or feel free to not say anything.

Or make a song about how much I'm not a song.

Sorry, okay.

Not an hour song.

But, and then Richard Porter messaged and

said, oh, sorry, I've actually had a bit of a

schedule conflict.

Can we do this?

Yeah.

And the exact date was the date bends away.

Yep.

So it means Ben can no longer meet Richard

Porter, which I think is it's sad,

but it's quite funny for this recurring joke

that you hate podcast lists.

What is personal?

Yeah.

He needs to know that.

What if we were to come to Scotland?

I don't want to see anything.

What if we video real?

Can we video call you on the podcast?

You can call me, yeah.

Okay, cool.

But an hour and a half.

Can we get?

An hour and a half?

No, come on for a minute or two.

Can we do like, we'll just do a word of the week?

A word of the week.

Oh, a word of the day.

I guess.

Do we have one for today from you two?

Salubrious.

Malice.

No, you can't keep using Malice.

It was earlier, Maserate.

Yeah, which was not what you thought it meant.

Which means, well, you looked up by mashing

fruit and extracting flavors from.

Yeah.

Which, I mean, it is a good word.

I'll give you that, Ben.

Well, basically, what we love in this is that

it is personal Richard Porter.

I'm a nine to five, so I'm having some time off.

Of course.

Well, we wish you, we actually do wish you an

enjoyable holiday.

Thank you.

So without us, I wish you an enjoyable

holiday when you take one too.

I don't just say no.

7:00 Ben's First Rental Car Experience

Good cop, bad cop.

Well, that's okay.

Which will make you enjoy a holiday.

I don't need your approval.

Here's what I hope.

The weather's dreadful.

It actually is meant to be clear.

You said you want that.

I said it adds the atmosphere if you're in

Scotland, for sure.

I think so.

I hope that there is sort of phenomena.

Good word of the day.

That occurs at a phenomenon,

even, let's say.

Something happens.

Like an act of gardening takes out the entire town.

Well, it takes out the entire town.

It takes down the grid.

grid shuts down.

All the public transport is there.

You have a rental car?

I have.

I have got eight or similar.

My first.

L8.

Little guy.

What's the two of these?

That's the smallest guy.

Like a little.

Why don't they have the E?

Why?

How old is a two eight?

Brand new.

2004.

I thought a two eight was like a 20 year old.

I think it's two eight.

Let's get a quickie here on my booking.

It's my first ever rental car.

I've never rented a car.

I've never rented a car because I've been to.

It's 25 and 20.

Yeah.

What you're describing is Ben is it will be

in a Christmas movie.

Yeah.

The grid goes down.

He can't get back.

He's stuck in an airport.

All he's got.

He forms a friendship with someone who's

unlikely to form a friendship with and

they're out on the whole way.

It's maybe Richard Porter perhaps.

Oh, wow.

That would be good.

They're against each other, but they become

lovers as the movie goes on.

Yeah.

Ben's story is.

I don't make the rules here,

Ben.

Sorry, Richard.

All of the bread.

That's Ben's story.

I've got, but it's my first rental car.

I've never had one before.

So that's not true.

That isn't true.

That's not true.

Oh, the Chevy Travert.

How dare you forget.

Shout out Francisco from San Francisco.

Nice.

That's your second rental car.

I've never hired a rental car myself.

Now, let me ask you this.

Are you hoping for the 208 or the Orr Simler?

I want the Orr Simler because it's more fun that way.

It's a little bit of a random surprise.

I'm excited for it.

Do you know what it is?

If you rent the cheapest car,

it's always more fun to get something else.

We're already at the bottom of the barrel,

so it's cool to get a surprise.

It's when you go in and you've ordered a

wagon or something and they go,

"We've actually got a 208 for you."

You go, "Oh, come on, man."

If I get told, "Oh, yeah, you've got a smart car."

Fine.

Let's do it.

Let's see.

I feel like that would be quite rare.

What if they gave you a Cadillac limo?

What would you not be pleased to get a Cadillac limo?

A Cadillac limo?

Or, "Do you want?

I'm actually cool with anything."

What if it was an Apache helicopter?

Definitely.

They said, "A park, if you do want to get the

waiver for this one, it could be quite expensive."

I don't know if you don't.

I've got the insurance, obviously.

I know you've built and braced that thing.

I've got that good insurance going.

I got called by the rental company,

and I even paid a little bit extra to have a

lower, what do you call it?

Excess?

Of course.

That makes sense.

Five pounds a day.

Does that mean you're going to really be

whipping that how around?

Oh, no, I can just crash it.

Is

that what's coming in true?

Is that manual or similar?

No, I would like it.

I would want an auto, but are you expensive?

What?

I was always told, right?

It was like, oh, yeah, you got to 18 and

you're an adult now.

You can mean an auto versus a manual?

No, like a rental car is expensive.

Yeah.

But I thought you got

21, it gets cheaper.

I don't know, it was 25.

And now it's like 30.

It always keeps going.

So when I get to 30 and they'll go,

oh, I've got to be 75 for this thing to go down.

Have you got your slave pension?

Oh, sorry to break this one to you.

It's too late.

He's going to cost you.

I'm afraid you need to be a casket.

It's my first one.

So I've been driving really eight years.

I can whip around in a two or eight.

Or similar.

I wouldn't be all similar.

But I would say a foot of it and I'll update

the cream in the next week.

Now, if they're going to be so vague with the

cars, we should better be vague with the information.

I'm 25 or similar.

That's fine.

Here they go.

This is 64.

They're both numbers.

I have a full driving license.

Hold on, let me see if we got that information.

Ooh, that information's out of stock.

Sorry, we can't get that one.

Yeah, I think it was the company.

Some of us talk about it.

That's crazy.

Also, this is, you know, I'll create some,

some consumer, some creams humor information

in the comments.

I'm fairly sure Avis is the only one that you

don't need a credit card for.

Just a random little fact for you,

because I don't have a credit card.

People writing down facts about us,

right?

Okay, so Ben's never rented a car before.

And what's your credit score?

God, I wish I knew that.

I did mine through the airline.

Oh, you're flying?

Did it as one?

Through the PJ company.

Yep, they said, we'll get the Rolls Royce

next parked up on the runway next to PJ when

you get out.

Like you're doing a 2000s kind of rapper shoot.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Next to the nice.

Does that happen for real?

Like, can you actually get Alfa PJ into a car?

Is that a thing that actually happens?

Well, you don't go through the turn.

Well, not that I know.

I don't know.

But you do.

He's treated differently.

You don't go through the terminal.

You have your own security.

Does possible control meet you in the car?

Are they in the back seat?

That's a true car.

I just have a quick look.

I think it is different.

Because obviously security, like it's your plane.

You can, if you want to blow it up,

it's on you kind of thing.

Is that true?

I don't know if the FAA would have...

Well, I mean, I think you can do other things

with the plane and it just blow up in mid-air.

Well, that doesn't have terrorism works.

What I mean is that it's your plane so you

can bring whatever you want onto it.

Like you can bring bears and stuff you want.

And like over a hundred milliliters.

But you can do that on an all plane.

You go, I'm going to blow my own plane up.

It's a sign.

You can't bring bears if they're over a hundred mill.

No, but there are bears on the plane.

Oh, there.

I did.

I'm joking.

Meanwhile, me watching Ben get beveled off on

the way to Monterey.

You did.

You also had a G&T.

I did have a G&T.

I don't like to get beveled up very,

very regularly.

But on a plane, it's quite fun because then

you're just going to sleep.

By that logic, tonight, when you get home,

tuck into your wee having tonight for dinner.

I don't know yet.

Let's go chicken and leek pie.

You could just get absolutely sloughed.

But I don't want to do that.

But then you can get into bed.

But now, on a plane, it's hard to sleep.

So if you have a cup-- No, I'm not saying I'm

going to get absolutely like smashed and

start like verbally abusing people.

But you have a couple of jeans.

What do you have to do that?

Well, I'm three in.

So you can suddenly go and get absolutely

smashed on a plane and then they get really like rowdy.

It happened on the bridge.

On the way back.

There was a there was the police on the plane.

Yeah.

To where they came from.

But they were there.

And and one of the policemen that came on to

escort women off was a creamer.

Yes.

He came.

He walked in and then he was walking down the

aisle, looked across and went,

Oh, yeah, big fan.

Yeah.

Nice to meet you guys.

Really nice.

Nice conversation.

Went, Oh, I should probably get back to show.

Also, the people who were having a fight

decided to they there was one empty seat next

to me and they moved this person next to me.

I went sleep and I woke up and there was just

a person next to me.

I was baffled at this.

So why is there just a man?

So now you're of rental car age that you

can't you can't do that.

No, you can't.

No, you can't.

You can't be doing such such but I would

never do that on a short list.

I would never do that on a short list.

I would never do that on a short distance

playing that doesn't that's like going on the

bus and having a beer.

I wouldn't put it past you.

I don't drink beer that regularly.

With a brown bag.

I'm going to get a taxi now.

I'm going to get a beer out.

I'm not going

to do that.

But if I want to like a what's the best mode

of transport to get Bevdom?

I think a plane train also isn't there some

science about like you're really high up like

you get less beveved up or more beveved up.

I don't know.

But surely the oxygen is you've got oxygen

being pumped in.

I guess it would be in a depressurised plane.

If the door flies off mid flight,

they go right down a couple of bevs.

Let's go in a nose dive, get the bevs in.

If you're in a mountain, it would be great.

I'd like to do it on the London Eye.

Just keep sending me around.

It's really transport, isn't it?

I'd say it's the end of where you started.

Okay.

But then what's a helicopter?

Then we go up.

Escalator.

Start drinking.

No, I don't condone drinking.

Okay.

Is that the thing we have to say?

Because we're not meant to promote that?

I don't know.

Anyway, on a plane on a whole journey.

Ben doesn't condone it.

So if you've ever had a bit,

Ben doesn't like you.

I've had a bit.

What are we talking about, man?

It's late.

Right.

So are you a rule?

Today, I'm going to be a rule.

Okay.

It may change because I'm going to service my

car for this on my own.

Yeah.

I forgot about that.

On my own.

In the unit, everyone's going to go home and

I'm going to be here wrenching.

Oh, yeah.

Probably two bolts.

Do you know what?

It's going to look like a scene from,

like, Ben's going to be in a white,

wife theater top with a Corona.

Just bored, of course.

Well, yeah.

I'm drinking.

I'm not drinking driving.

But you're going to have a comically large

spanner that you're just using in the engine.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you're going to wipe the sweat off and

walk out into the sunrise, I guess it would

be at this point.

And there would be like really nice shots of

me just taking bolts off easily.

just bridge.

So, there's a wire in the way.

No, there's a pub in the way.

I've seen it from top or bottom.

From bottom, but it's also one of those oil

filters that is BMW, where it's a case.

It's got a cage, you put a filter,

but it's joyed.

It'd almost be better if it wasn't accessible.

Stay with me now.

Yeah, I'll carry on.

Let's see what he has to say.

Engine is OK.

Because at least then you look at it and go,

I can't get to that, can I?

Whereas this, it's like you can get to it,

but it's a little bit too high up.

It's a little bit too in there.

You wiggle it out.

It's just annoying.

And then it has a thing where,

like, a little drain plug that you undo first

and it pulls.

So you're annoyed because it looks like it

should be easy, but it's not.

Whereas you'd rather it just actually be not

hard so

you can go, well, that was annoying.

Well, it's difficult.

Yeah.

Whereas it's sort of, it's sort of like it's

laughing at me, jamming, just like,

hey, you're going to come and get me.

You've also got history with it,

because I think you read it last time.

They always say the talk figure on them.

Yeah.

I mean, most of the time, look,

it's just tight, tight, relative.

You're not overtightening it.

You've got to use some mind power brain for it.

And you're like, oh, that's a 35 new meters,

whatever.

I think it turned out to be 15 or something.

Yeah.

So you tightened it.

It just went, and there was a plastic cracking sound.

And there was, it was a, it was a sadness of foot.

Yeah.

Is there going to be, have you got a new housing?

No, it actually cracked.

We checked it.

So in theory, so your rule right now,

we're a, we're a hopeful rule.

Sorry, we're a rule, hopefully going to remain rule.

Well, if it all goes to plan,

I'll drive home tonight.

the car, the road bearings will be lubricated

and I'll get here tomorrow and I should have

a car still.

All goes not

18:05 Car Vertical Saves a Buyer from Deception

to plan, the car won't even make it out of the unit.

Perfect.

In which case the ML will be your new daily driver.

So we've seen a rule come ruined.

Oh, well, I think I'm, I've done it now.

That's just my third time doing it.

So I should be able to do it.

I will call it.

This, this would be our village.

It's a rule upon ruin.

Wow.

Yeah.

So we had the river ruin going through.

Exactly.

Yeah.

But there's also ruin upon rule somewhere.

Yeah.

I mean, it's got to be there.

It's just, it looks a bit of shit.

quite nice.

We're in a, we're in a pun tens,

we've got one down the road.

It doesn't like it's another tens,

but.

Well, it would now be near here,

wouldn't it?

It would be.

Well,

that's basically where I would live,

isn't it?

Why?

Cause

near the unit.

Okay.

Okay.

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I've got the story up.

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What should we start with?

We've got so many things we get through on the list.

We do have so many start things to get on that.

That's true.

It's a good way of saying it.

We are super happy that my language is working.

Okay.

Let's get that switched back on.

Brew died mid-update.

You break this brain.

Let's have a look at this list.

I'm going to go through it in list order.

The sense, doesn't it?

Mobland on that car shit.

Benjamin Rogers.

What is Mobland?

I don't know.

I'm not seeing it.

No.

Okay.

But you've heard enough.

I actually don't know what it is.

What?

I'd like to take a guess at what it is.

Well, I assume it's something to do with the mob.

Yeah.

And it's not at sea.

Okay.

You've seen nothing related to Mobland.

21:47 Mobland and Its Cool Cars

No.

We've been thinking about a TV.

We've been thinking about a TV.

Yeah.

It's as big as your TV.

He's connected to the internet.

He sits in the driver's seat.

I do.

We know this.

Everyone knows about my lounge.

Mobland is a series.

I'm watching right now.

Will's watching right now.

Many creamers are probably watching right

now, but more importantly than that,

there's actually some cool cars throughout it.

In the first season, there was a car chase

with an E92 M3, which had some good noises,

but some were wrong noises.

They were wrong noises.

Every now and then, you get a little bit of

induction that was correct, and then there

was some wrong stuff.

But in this season, I didn't want to talk

about until you'd caught up,

but you're now caught up.

There is absolutely randomly for no reason at all.

Ben, what's that?

Just an R36%.

It's an R36%.

I think it's a Japanese port.

It's a Japanese, but that was the thing I

picked up on.

I think it turns up to drop a woman off who

has been kidnapped, as you do.

I put drop back, though.

Yeah, it's not quite kindly dropped off,

but then it just does a J-term.

It's not a...

At first, I was like, "Oh, I paused it to my

girlfriend's upset."

I went, "It was an R36."

I went, "Okay."

I went, "Hold on, let me see if I can get this plate."

I got the plate and ran it, of course.

And it is an R36.

It is an R36.

It came back as an R36.

I think it was imported in 2021.

I don't know why I know that information.

It just does a J-turn, but not for any

particular reason, as it pulls up calmly,

relatively.

Completely normally.

So he was being mindful to the lady inside.

Give me five star rating on Uber,

give me a good rating.

And then went, "All right, I'm off."

His next pick up was on the other side of town.

But the other thing is, is it all,

no, not all nearly all R36s are auto.

I don't know if you could get a manual R36.

So you're doing a J-turn in an auto.

That's an interesting move.

You'd have to reverse and then bang it in neutral.

Yeah, do a neutral drop straight into what's called.

They are all never sold with a manual.

So they were all DSG.

In my memory, it does take a little while to get going.

He does, yeah, he does so clearly.

So he's reverse, and then on the turn,

he drops it into neutral.

Or he's just actually mashing the box.

And then a little bit of time,

wack it and drive.

He might need a give lock service.

He probably will progress with this.

40,000 miles.

It's not going to be happy or true.

That's all for this stunt alone.

Like we just, it's a very minor part.

I don't remember of this.

They'd like set up a full stunt car.

It's like the, it's awesome furious.

The back of its car.

The back of its car.

It's got a seat in the back.

There are two engines to it and go both ways.

But the thing that I found most proud about

it is that A, there was no reason for it to

be a percentile.

It could have been any general car.

Or what they use is rain drovers for them,

or Bentley's, you know, high-end cars.

But that's just a random ass car.

It's quite handsome.

I love it.

Part of that character is he's got,

well, they pull up at a house and there's a...

What was it?

Was it in a mirror?

Yes.

I think it was in a mirror.

In a mirror.

A lecturer.

A lecturer just sort of re-random stuff.

And he's a bit wacky.

Yeah, wild.

But as soon as you put this in the chat,

he's like moblin on that car shit.

I just, you know, I was like,

that's the L36.

Yeah.

I knew that would be, because he even I was

like, that's...

What's the odd thing?

Could have just used Passat.

Yeah.

Next up, Edwin, you put in here,

that's man who's done every car.

I, you know what, we are car youtubers.

I don't think that's a secret to anyone here.

I didn't want to reveal that sort of thing here.

I thought we were doing PC gaming.

But, even, hey, not one day,

we've been talking about that.

We want to do a gaming channel.

If anybody would actually watch that,

actually let us know.

We think that the three of us doing separate,

different channel, just in our own time,

would be quite funny.

I don't want to.

Ben doesn't want to, but we require him to do

it with us, 'cause it would be funny.

Because I'm not very good at games,

and I don't want everyone to think I'm

genuinely incompetent.

But that's okay.

None of us are good at games.

You guys are better than me.

We played, what do you play?

Warzone.

Warzone, we did win.

We won our first match.

We did win.

Against bots.

But so, but yeah, that's something we

genuinely thought would be quite funny at

some point to try.

More importantly than that, we are car

YouTubers, and even despite that,

we need a tutorial.

We need workshop diagrams.

We don't know how to do things straight off

the bat, so we need some guidance.

Ever since the first day I touched a a wrench

or a socket, there has been a man on YouTube

who will have a video for you.

He's a man in America.

He's got quite an interesting accent and voice.

It's quite, it's quite throaty if we use that

in a different way.

But he has

done every single car, every,

everything.

And the amount of times that I go,

let me just, let me have a look at this

random, and a bang off.

Cool.

26:30 Auto Repair Guys' Car Tutorial Videos

Everything.

What was it?

We were looking at the other day,

E92, working out how the seat belt anchorage

goes on the E92 video.

If I did the, what was it?

We did it, Ben cut out the video 'cause he

really hates the guy's content 'cause I spoke

about this exact thing.

Ben, anyway, I did the, what did you call it?

Glockspring, the Glockspring.

And the first video I popped up was just the best.

And even I was looking at, there's a sensor I

need to saw underneath the E92C.

It's unbelievably specific, that video.

Yeah.

So his name is Auto Repair Guys on YouTube.

If you don't know who this is and you worked

on cars before, you know what?

He does not lie.

He does what it says on the tin.

Go and have a look at one of his videos.

You've seen him before if you've worked on cars.

It's amazing, but I wanna know how he's done so many.

I've looked on his channel.

I would like you to tell me how many videos

he has got on his channel.

It has to be thousands.

His last, his first ever video is 10 years ago.

It's actually not, it's not that long ago,

it's not that long ago.

I think it's a thousand.

A thousand.

Yeah, 'cause that sounds like a thousand videos.

One a week.

For 10 years.

Is that 5,000?

Do you think 5,000?

No, I've made that up.

It's 500.

I'm gonna say he's done 1,809.

He's done 7,600 videos.

He's done the 7,600 videos.

Wait, what's that?

In 10 years.

So it's 500 weeks in 10 years.

120 weeks in 10 years.

Okay, here we go.

You know what Ben?

Let Rain Man go to work.

So he's done 10 videos a week.

Oh my God.

Over 10 videos a week.

Well, he's doing the maths.

We said 7,600.

So it's 520 weeks.

7,600 videos in 10.

Well, his first post, first post is from 10 years ago.

And his first video was how to remove and

replace the cabin air filter on a Honda

Accord 2012 to 2016.

Start out humble.

So you must be doing Bugatti's by now.

No latest video is water pump location

replacement on BMW 528i, 520i,

320i, 328i, 428i, 420i.

That is, but houses trousers.

fatman.

How many videos is that there?

Right.

So we think we're hard pushed because we do

two a week.

Basically three videos a week.

Two videos, then a podcast.

That's true.

We do a podcast.

The podcast is fairly half-assed.

And this is not for decades.

We're saying like this production level,

it's not the same.

I'd call it a quarter-assed.

I think it's fantastic.

How many videos a week is that?

15.

15 a week.

15 per week.

63 videos a month.

Is it 15 a week?

15 per week.

If he's having weekends off,

which is probably not, but let's say it's

weekends off, he's doing three a day.

It's two videos every single day for 10 years.

Oh, including weekends.

I didn't ask it to remove weekends,

but yeah.

I'm saying that he doesn't have a break then.

If he had a normal week, it would be three

videos a day.

When he wants to go on holiday,

like if he had Ben as a videographer,

he would go, "We need to get ahead for a bit.

I need to film 18 videos."

Oh my God.

I already love this man.

I genuinely have a ridiculous amount of

respect for him because he always has what I need.

And he's always very clear and always goes,

"You need to do this.

These are the tools you need.

I'm going to show you how to do it."

Now, in fact, I know how many he's done.

You're not mega shout out to this man.

15 videos a week.

That's genuinely crazy.

And his last post was four hours ago.

It was four hours ago.

And he's still on that now.

Can you give me like a last 10 videos?

Four hours ago, 22 hours ago,

one day ago, one day ago, two days,

two days, three days, four days.

So he's doing two a day?

Two a day.

Two a day.

So surely he's getting an advert from that?

Short of a shower there.

You know, whatever it is, he deserves more.

How long are they?

There's some of the questions.

Some are short, some are quite long.

You've got six minutes, seven minutes,

six minutes, five minutes, five minutes,

13 minutes.

You've got to long it out.

Get over eight and you can put some mid-rolls in there.

Then the YouTube advisor.

I'm just saying, you should do that.

If you're at seven minutes and you're like,

"What's that?"

Here's 40 seconds of me dancing.

Oh, can we see that?

Guys, just wait till the end because I'm

going to really tell you what this problem is.

And then just replay the beginning of the video.

But do not shout out to Auto Repair,

guys.

That is magic.

Guys, I mean, I don't know of the one.

No, there are, there's two.

There's a team.

Yeah, he, there's the main guy that usually does it.

He's got a helper.

It's, I think it's the same helper the whole time.

So is it a guarantee anyone who's listening

will go on that channel and you will,

you will hear the voice and go,

"Yep, that's the one that a million times."

And if you haven't, one day you will.

Yeah.

I promise one day you'll work on a cargo.

I need some way, some help and his,

his glorious voice will enter.

You haven't excluded those finishes.

I will say one thing.

Sometimes his intro has a, I think it's in

M54 BMW Revving and it's quite jarring.

You just say, "Ahh!"

But what have we got next?

We have next.

Let's have a, let's have a couple of,

um, newses.

Okay.

Let's do that.

Actually, um, this isn't news.

Okay, crazy.

Lied immediately.

Fantastic.

Oh, it's news.

Oh, okay.

We're back.

But it's not news.

And we're back.

We're out.

31:17 Ferrari 308 Tribute Model Revealed

It's not new news.

Okay.

Is it you heard it here third or maybe even more?

Possibly later.

Okay.

Possibly a number that's not over mentioning.

Um, there's a car.

Let's come out.

Fantastic.

And it's been revealed.

I know nothing about it, Ben.

Well, what is that for the audio listeners?

Why are you looking at the stain?

I don't like it.

Oh, no, that's a dust.

Is that a D, D, tomato?

You?

No, it's a, it's a, oh, it's a,

it's a, oh, it's a, no, you've,

we saw one in Monterey in Carmel.

No, no, no.

We were looking at it and you really liked

them and they have a big

engine in the back, it's a man.

No, that's Pantera, but it's not.

That is essentially a Ferrari 308 328 is what

we're looking at.

So the base of a Ferrari 308 308,

three A.K.A, the 288 GTO is what this is

being a kind of homologation,

it is a modification.

Tribute to a 308 GTB Group 4 rally car.

Yeah, which is a really, really cool.

If you've ever seen, you always think of a

Ferrari and they're normally related to track

racing, if you like.

But there were rally cars.

That was actually the reason the 288 GTO was

kind of initially thought of as it was meant

to be for Group B.

And obviously it didn't happen.

But there are, and if you go to somebody,

there's a rally show, I can't remember the

life of me.

It happens in January, I believe.

I don't have lots of these three ways.

Race retro?

Yeah.

Yes.

I think we got it.

But I remember the kids saying a Ferrari or

any car thinking, what the heck?

What the heck?

They have those.

But this is meant to be a tribute to that.

So Michelotto was responsible for lots of

Ferrari racing cars, most notably the F-40LM.

F-40LM being the one that you would have seen

the most, basically.

And they've decided this isn't a resto model,

apparently this is a ground up car.

Wow.

So they've been chassis and everything.

That's cool, literally.

Now, built it myself, bro.

So imagine a 2.8-8 style or a 308 Ferrari

with the modernized arches and modern wheels.

As you'd find it, it looks amazing.

The only thing I'm unsure of,

the rear, they've gone for the new age 4.8-8

style lights, I guess is what you call a F-8

tributo light.

And I don't know, it's just a tiny little bit

too much for me, I think.

So we've got 3.4 naturally aspirated V8.

Oh.

So come on, I read this at 8,250 RPM,

about 375 horsepower, 950 kilos without fuel.

Wow, that little Italian number in there.

So 950 kilos, without fuel or

flavor.

What?

So around about a ton, almost 40 horsepower,

high revving V8.

That sounds quite good.

Do you know what

that engine is based on?

Do you know what that's based on?

I believe it's going to be based on the sort

of original, original like 308 type.

That's cool.

Real drive mid-engine, no traction control,

nothing.

No, no, like no servo brakes or anything.

So it's meant to feel ultra old school and nice.

I love that this is a thing now where there

are like supercars that you buy now that have

crazy like systems that stop you from doing

things and like traction control with various

settings, a lot of sort of stuff.

And then there are rest of the mods and

people building cars now just like,

yeah, we're basically a TBR.

It'll just kill you.

No traction, no ABS, no, just nothing.

Enjoy it.

Yeah, no power steering, no Nada,

but still has pop up headlights.

And it doesn't, the sizings and proportions

of it are all still very 308.

It's a little bit wider.

But I think it's quite interesting.

It's a little bit like that.

Three, five, five, that you've only seen.

It's the only, whatever it's

called.

I, on the rear, audio listeners can't see this.

That makes sense, doesn't it?

But Italian cars, when they're being tested,

get like prototype plates that say Prova on it.

And I want so desperately to have to get like

an original Prova, Prova plate,

'cause there's all of the F40s testing have

these have these plates on them.

You see them on press cars a lot of time.

It's so very cool.

Like prototype plates.

But imagine that we had that in the UK,

seeing F-Paces driving around with test

vehicle or, I don't know, what we have in the UK.

Just on test, just having to go in it.

Might make this, might not.

L, it's just T.

It'd be a plate like that.

Yeah, it'd be like an LT plate.

Do you want one?

What's that?

Do you want one?

Was it the, okay?

Do you want one?

How much that then?

No, you can't, only one of you.

Oh, there's only one.

Yeah.

And it's a one-off for the time being.

And they said, but we might make more.

Kind of feels like they're like,

we don't really know.

I feel I'm just going to buy this.

So it's a one-off.

It's, yeah.

Unless you're interested.

It's literally people going,

I don't know.

I'm wearing, I'm wearing this as a joke.

I'm just testing this out.

And someone goes, I like that.

And you go, yeah, no, it's actually my style.

I've produced half a million.

Amazing.

So yeah, I don't know.

I imagine people would want to,

they will be squillion, squillion owners.

Yeah.

That's catch that at the next Monterey.

Yeah.

How much that?

No price was anyone.

I'm going to say surely they're asking up a

hundred thousands, two million plus,

I think.

I'm thinking, yeah, I reckon that's 750.

To a car that's like bespoke chassis.

I guess a new engine, it's yeah.

That's how I described Ben.

A bespoke chassis and a new engine.

Exactly.

I'm not a new engine.

No, an old engine.

Yeah.

Tired knackered old engine.

You're 18 fluid.

You're eight years older than me.

Broken knuckles and ankles.

We'll keep my angrier stuff.

You've been diagnosed.

Thanks, guys.

How long have you got?

Hopefully a while.

No, Creamers in the comments were saying,

Ben, that your spray and ankle could actually

be a scrumbosis or something.

It is very painful.

Any doctors listening?

No, no, none of that.

Go to the doctor then.

It's no longer bruised, but it is still

swollen and it has been for weeks.

We'll get some photos off of the script.

We won't do that.

I actually have some.

The foot person in the comments.

It's so close.

One day.

I'll get them.

37:00 JK's K-Car and Supercar Collection

Welcome here.

Let's have you put in here JK still on bullshit.

JK is a man that we like and we want him on the podcast.

We do.

He's been.

Who is he?

JK is a man who you may know him from the

popular band, Jamira Quai.

He is the frontman of said band and he,

I think it's fair to say

likes cars.

I think that's fair to say.

Always has.

I think that's his.

He, I would say he's you guys.

If you guys could sing, which you can't.

How do you know?

Okay.

I can't.

How do you sing?

Ben, who are the other members of the band?

of Jamira Quai.

You tell me that.

Tell me their names.

I don't know that.

Exactly.

Hold on.

So who do you think it really is?

Swill and I.

That's not true.

I don't know that, but I don't know Jamira

Quai music that well.

I just know where you guys play it.

Okay.

You're true.

But so he's mad into cars and he's been on a

spree of buying cars recently.

But there's been, there's been an interesting one.

Ben, have you seen this?

Because he recently bought, I saw this a Honda S660.

First off, if you're listening,

bad luck.

because look at that pose.

Well, you don't like that?

That is a man who has just bought a K-Car.

But look at this.

But he's the thing, a K-Car so small,

you really have to squat to get down.

No, I respect it.

It's like a look at this.

Yeah, yeah.

But nothing to prove.

So the same man that has been out buying

every Ferrari and Lamborghini on with the sun

has also gone out to Torque GT,

which is a company down, Devon is the bottom

left is Devon.

Yeah, Devon Hall.

Down in Devon, I think, that are the import

cars and the import very cool cars.

and bought an S660 Honda, which is

essentially the successor to the Honda Beat.

Just bought one of those, but not only that,

and do you know what he also did?

Well, at the same time, he sold them a car.

Sold my car.

And do you know what car he sold them?

What's that, Ben?

That's a Suzuki cappuccinos.

He sold the same pose.

He's got the K car squat, which is,

oh, this is a lot shorter than I thought it would be.

So let me get wild on this.

Yeah.

So I didn't know he was into K car stuff.

Neither did I.

Because I know he likes supercars.

like that.

Well, he's got a eccentric taste in cars.

He likes all sorts of them.

But that's it.

I was not expecting him to have a Suzuki cappuccino.

That's kind of the one he doesn't.

It's a good point.

Yeah.

He's now got a strike off of these.

Let's move on.

What is it?

Well, I'm expecting him to have an S660,

perhaps.

No.

Well, what a surprise.

He's got one.

I know he has been recently talking about Japanese cars.

He's bought an S2000.

Dangerous, man.

Careful.

JK.

Thinking NSX as well.

It was, there was, he posted a video on Instagram.

Original one.

I don't know.

Maybe a new one as well.

I don't know.

But he's got a few Japanese cars.

Do you know what?

I like this.

But does he have a Honda Beat?

I think he'll probably get one.

I like this because a lot of people with

money, like this, who are into cars,

they buy a lot of investment cars,

a lot of, a lot of, a variety of Lamborghinis.

But it's a sign of someone who's actually

into cars, who goes out and buys a Honda

Beat, a cappuccino.

Something that isn't actually that good to

own, let's be honest, doesn't drive that well.

He can't really-- How dare you?

We were in your beat and we couldn't keep up

with a mini driving normally on a back ride.

It was, yeah, but it's not like a,

you don't go, if you're getting out of Diablo

and getting into a Honda Beat,

you're gonna-- You think a dog,

like a dog that, like, chase a car,

let's say, or something's faster,

that they don't care.

It's great fun.

It's true.

What I'm saying though, is that it might

become quite underwhelming to get out of a

500 horsepower car into a car.

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's variation.

Of course, that's my point.

(laughs) Is that, 'cause he's into cars

genuinely has the variation,

whereas if it was someone who's just like,

you know, buying supercars and stuff,

they wouldn't be buying cars.

If they were just buying it for the look of

it, like the, the, the prestige of buying

supercars, you'd be like, I don't care.

Or investment or.

Yeah.

Hey buddy, I think you'll find that the Honda

660 is a sound investment.

If you, it's not, think of me.

If he stops buying all these cappuccinos,

you might be able to get a mortgage.

(laughs) It gets rid of those avocados on toast.

But so, yeah, random, random factoid.

I just thought it was cool.

It broke, bros on that.

I would love to know the full list.

Yeah, I need, I need that.

I don't know why not ever, don't you?

I just don't think, I think,

it's like, is it Chris Harris?

No, I think that's a different person.

I think I read, I think this could be wrong.

Wasn't there a Chris Harris thing where he

said that he doesn't actually want to show

off his entire collection because it's,

he sees it as very personal.

Which I can understand.

Which is why I want to know,

like off camera.

Are you trying to go to his house?

I don't have to.

It was just a text.

All right.

So, this was, I think this was,

I want to say there was one from before,

but there was a, he put a load of cars up in,

he puts them up kind of periodically in bulk,

in auction.

He'll just get rid of a load of them.

And I remember there being one from a while

ago that had a, I want to say it was an

Alpina E36, but I've just found one that was from 2018.

That was a few, a few different cars he was selling.

There was a 675 LT.

Yummers.

There was an 850 CSI.

A E30 M3 Johnny Socotto.

So super rare limited edition.

A bullet Mustang.

A 911 Tiger 4S.

And then the one I really like.

An 850R Volvo.

Wow.

If you can't guess the next thing on this.

But that's my favorite thing is that there's

clearly just some cars where it's like,

oh, it's what we do where we go,

oh, I'd love to have one of those.

That's cool.

Yeah, you would be buying lots of cars.

Also, and I think just jumping on those cars

that enthusiasts want to buy,

you'll get lucky enough that most people will

go, well, I want one of those,

two down the line, and the price goes up.

So he's probably done quite well on it.

No, still, come on, turn up mate.

We are waiting.

No, we will come to you.

Any time today, mate, we will come to you and

we don't have to bring Ben.

No, if that is a, like, if it's,

you know, an absolute deal breaker,

he doesn't have to.

Probably.

I think if anything, Ben might help our course.

I think he would look at the two of us going,

"So what are the door fittings on your E30?

Did they sit in or were they coming out?"

Oh yeah, and I'll go.

Well, you can offer just Ben.

That works too.

Oh, that's nerve racking.

But you can keep him.

Here is our offering.

Then we get a podcast.

Who's gonna make your videos then?

Joe.

J.K.

He's gonna edit.

Yeah, we'll swap him.

And film.

We'll swap him around.

Speaking of editing, let's talk about Joe.

Joe is our editor on main channel.

Hello, Joe.

Not true.

If you don't know, Ben is obviously,

as we just said, is holidaying most of the year.

This was good.

Therefore doesn't have time to edit our videos anymore.

So he's just offload it to someone else.

That is now Joe.

That's not true.

You would have thought.

That may finish this time.

(laughing)

If you would have seen one of the most recent

TV videos, you would have seen Joe in person.

Joe is, we like Joe a lot.

We do like Joe very much.

We went Joe highly in the editor's stakes.

But we have the unfortunate circumstance of

needing to use one of his cars relatively

recently, which is a Jeep.

The one, so the one that we said in the video

that broke, that had to go away.

He was temporarily back using it after it

broke and got fixed, but he needed the daily

to replace that car.

I did.

Because he's given that car to someone.

I think it was a mum or something.

Will and I had to borrow that car.

We needed a car to go down the road.

We were blocked in by a trailer being loaded.

The only thing we could use was his Jeep that

he was being loaded.

We got in that had been, it had a terrible

Chinese head unit in it.

Of course.

But it has one of my favorite pieces of,

what would you call it?

Translation fails.

Or just a bit of text in there that I've seen

in a long time.

So we tried clicking on the button to play

music and we were met with this.

I'd just like for the audio listeners to

please A, read it.

But B, not laugh.

I won't laugh.

It's very easy.

I'll just put it on the screen right here for you.

And here he is.

Have no media file.

Sorry, could you make sure, 'cause there's

punctuation on that.

Have no media file.

Cool, and your option for that is.

(laughs)

Sure.

(laughs)

So the text box just says, (indistinct) Have

no media file exclamation mark.

Only one option you can press.

Sure.

Sure.

It's not, it's not, okay.

Or a tick.

Sure.

Sure.

I don't, it's something about,

sure.

Sure.

As the only box you could do.

I'm only positive about it.

Someone coding that head unit was like,

I want it to feel casual.

Yeah, just, all right.

It just says, yeah.

(laughs)

He says, yeah.

Oh no.

(laughs)

That's right, don't worry.

Okay.

Don't worry about it.

Calm down.

Okay.

But so I thought this might be a great place

for creamers to please submit your favorite

either misspellings, Chinese to English

translations on

cheap products, car products that you've got.

This has to be up there for one of my favorite.

One of, one of the top ones,

I mean, it's not really, it's not a

translation, but it is a Chinese product related thing.

The head unit in the ML is,

Well, I don't know if we have.

I don't think we have, but it's worth it.

It's incredible.

It is, let me describe that head unit.

Intermittent?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, at best.

So it's an Apple CarPlay head unit that

replaces RML's original screen,

but it has, it has CarPlay.

A lot of times the CarPlay just refuses and

will not connect, which means you're left

with the other media formats.

You have radio, which doesn't really work at all now.

Thank God.

46:24 Chinese Head Unit Misadventures

Or you have audio files or video files.

Now, clearly, test this machine,

this function, they preload it with two video files.

Now, one of them, the audio file,

I think is called my beautiful homeland,

which is like a pan flute type song.

It's quite good, it's quite catchy,

but better than that is the video file.

Because if you click source on the side of

the radio, it will scroll through the

options, your orcs, your radio.

It will also play the one video file that's on there.

and it is ear-piercingly loud,

traditional Chinese music, overlaid with a

chef serving a woman various crustaceans.

Yep.

And duck.

And duck.

And duck.

And she's taken a back, I'd say,

by it.

She's not well shot.

She's not my--

It's like corporate level shooting where I'm

very well lit, lots of sliding shots and just

sort of very highly produced,

but this piercing music--

But she's not being cut.

She's not pleased about it, I'd say.

She's intrigued.

She's maybe a little bit surprised by the

whole ordeal going on around--

It's like hers in the car.

But it's too much food for one person.

Yeah, clearly just thinking about the world on this.

Yeah.

You think this is, this is, never gonna get

through all this.

But what it does do is it really shits us up

every time we get to simply click the source

button and just out of note,

Ben has multiple videos of this.

You know what, that'll be one we can post on

the Instagram of the various times the

ear-piercing music has entered the car.

But I love it, I adore it every time I turn

the car on, it happens.

I smile, it feels like home.

It really does.

It's also a fantastic party trick when we

take people out in the car.

It also really makes me want duck.

It is a, you know, they say it's a giant

menu, it's crispy duck.

Crispy duck.

Imagine the crispiest.

That's crispy duck.

Yeah.

That's the crispy duck that all the other

ducks refer to.

That's the photo on the menu.

Exactly.

When you go into the Chinese restaurant.

It is, what?

Ducks refer to.

No, no, the Chinese restaurant.

Right, I can't see it.

I would hazard a guess at the duck car and I'm happy.

It's not.

Is that, ooh, I think it is.

Can you talk about your old Chinese?

20s Northampton, which I listened to on the

podcast, recognized in fact.

Is it still that?

Back in, yeah, it got flooded big time,

it was back.

The Oriental Paradise, so on and so it's

called Northampton, actually the West Chinese Planet.

A big lake.

It's by a big, it's like a man,

they call it an aquedrome.

Oh, sorry.

You know, you go to a restaurant and you can

smell if the kitchen backs onto a particular area.

You can smell the food, right?

Okay.

You don't understand that?

No, what's that?

Yeah, obviously, yeah, it's a root there.

It's quite quite a common experience.

The restaurant, okay, it's a key part of my story though.

Sometimes you walk in a restaurant,

you could smell food in a place.

But not necessarily outside,

you shouldn't have to smell it.

That's true, that's true.

All the time.

Go carry on.

A bunch of toads.

Anyway, next to this restaurant,

on this aquedrome, is lots of ducks.

It feels lots of ducks.

Lots of ducks.

Lots of ducks.

A lot of ducks.

Very geese as well.

Yeah, we'll not be able to say goodbye.

I bet they're mega like cocky about that.

But there's lots of ducks.

I'm safe.

I'm not accusing anyone, I'm not saying

they're plucking ducks from the aquedrome.

'Cause I think they are a different type of

duck altogether.

I just thought it's quite mean.

Yeah.

All the ducks smell, all day,

well not all day, but most of the day in the

evenings, you know, during the week and the

weekends, is just fried duck.

Is it fried with their mate?

It's just crispy duck.

Yeah.

And sometimes they might seem to just tossed

in the bin.

Yeah, 'cause it's just the carcass of duck

with like just bits of flesh hanging up there

and they go, Jesus Christ, are they out?

But that shows that ducks aren't very clever.

Yeah, and I can't remember what we were

talking about before they saw this car before.

Oh, head units.

Yeah, feel free to let us know your favorite

examples of that.

We might read some out and send them into the email.

Ben Rogers, you've got some news to tell us about.

Do I?

You've told me that the roadster might not happen.

Tesla Roadster, I'm assuming.

Whoa!

Well, okay, here we go.

Okay, here we go.

All right, there is a clause in their terms

of conditions which people have found,

which is it's 0.4 delivery.

You understand that Roadster is still in the

development at the time you entered into this

agreement and so we cannot guarantee when

your vehicle will actually be delivered if it

will be delivered.

Oh, basically they're set, but I thought,

okay, can't guarantee when, fair enough,

you've made that very clear over the last 10

years, but if we're gonna make it.

Or if we even have to do it.

So just said, I don't know if you,

I guess maybe it's a legal thing,

but it did feel a bit where it's like,

we can't, we don't know, we'll give it a go.

I get it from like a legal standpoint of

covering your ass, but also at the same time,

you can't just be like, yeah,

we might not do that.

You've now hyped it up for coming up for a decade.

But if it's legal, shouldn't they say,

I don't know this, I don't know much.

Surely you'll be like, we can't guarantee it

will be delivered.

And if that is the case, you'll get a refund.

That feels like, all right, that makes sense.

But just say, well, we might nick money from

you, by the way.

Just halfway down into the terms of conditions.

We might just steal stuff from your house,

we can do that.

Also, I've not read the terms of conditions,

it may say you get a refund,

I'm just saying.

Wow, slumber from Ben.

Not from you, actually.

No, 'cause I'm only working off the base.

I just read the floor of the beta and that is

what it says, we can't guarantee,

but it's not less that they're gonna steal

your money and more that they might just,

decide we're canning it.

It's not, which also implies to me,

it's not that far along in development.

51:35 Tesla Roadster Delivery Clause Concerns

Ben, what do you think, is it happening or is

it not happening?

Well, I think it's happening,

but I just think it's gonna be a road car.

Okay.

I think even the cold thrust of the second

level up, one where you can do like not 16.7

seconds, that's not happening.

Do you know, I think they'll frame it as if

the government stopped us.

Oh, well, Ben.

We wanted to do it, but the big guy,

he said no, he said it's not legal.

Sorry guys, you can't do it,

we've taken your money back.

Yeah, and it's still not a road still.

Yeah, no, it's three tops, isn't it?

What we got next?

There's also Benjamin, more news.

He's there from me.

Two times news is in fact.

Wow.

I'm gonna hit you with him doubly.

Let's do it.

Revuelto SV, New Decal.

Yeah.

And then Manuel Bugatti, but we'll get to

that after the Revuelto SVD.

Wow.

Bit of retention.

Yeah, go on.

The Revuelto SV, which was announced at

Monterey Car Week.

Yep, we were there.

If you don't know about Lamborghini SV cars,

they usually have quite a big decal on this

sort of rear wings, which, or rear arches,

which is a big SV logo.

Now, usually it's just a big graphic.

When they announced a car, they had this

little SV thing on it.

We looked and we thought, that's a small one.

Usually, on the event store,

it's huge.

They've put one on this car.

They've made it.

And they've used the intake on the side of

the car as an S.

Yeah.

Alfa asked pretty cool.

I think it is, but surely it's only on one side.

But didn't you say, why don't you say that

was like a thing they did back in the day?

Well, they always had the big one,

yeah, they were symmetrical because they

were, it's an S, it's a letter,

it's a word.

So they can't be the same on both sides.

Yeah, but surely that event only works on that side.

Yeah, the event will only work on one side,

but I thought it was quite, I thought it was quite.

Oh yeah, what was the other side?

That was pretty smart.

Also, if you do this,

if you don't know, why have I just got a big

V on the side of my car?

Yeah, that's what I take in this picture,

which is, well, also this is a render,

I don't know if it says rendered,

but anyway, that in person it will look different.

But from different angles, whereas a sticker

is a sticker, or a graphic is a graphic,

you can tell what it says.

That one looks, I'll be honest,

Edwin, not criticizing your picture here,

but I am not the best angle.

I'm not criticizing Edwin's render here.

The one I saw was fully on the side,

and it looked pretty cool.

Okay, I'll be honest, Ben, I'm seeing a lot

of people here just saying that these are

fan-made renders.

No, I saw it as a real-life car.

It's not again, man, it's been a while.

Yeah, it was a photo.

Can I get a photo from a launch?

This is, this photo is one that says spec

exploration for the new SV, inspired by the

SC-64 race car, had to make useful larger SV

decal with the S built into the side of the van.

That was on the launch.

The launch car had a sticker on the recorder.

No, yeah, the one that we sort of wait.

Okay, here we go, Ben's getting annoyed now.

I don't wanna be duped again.

You're getting quite animated.

Yeah, I'm really struggling to find this photo,

Ben.

Then I'm just struggling, man.

Oh, what the hell, man?

I saw this, I saw this.

Ben, will you solve the lie?

Have you been fibbed to again?

Is this Volvo back on their square boys again?

That's a real photo that I'm showing you,

okay.

But it's not, I'm trying a full side shot.

Where'd you get that from?

Yeah, car and driver.

Right, let's shut up.

Everyone's shut up.

Everyone's speaking shut up between me.

The interior photos.

Here we go, October 26th.

Yeah, I'll go on there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Ben, you are absolutely right.

We've got a photo here on exterior photos and

he does have

a photo on the side.

Oh, so I've got a photo here that is--

That's the one I just found.

Not a render.

And then I'm gonna see if I can find a photo

from the other

side.

He does have it.

Oh no, that's weird.

So the other

55:13 Lamborghini Revuelto SV Decal Design Debate

side, so obviously for audio listeners,

you'd have SV on one side, but one side is

with the vent.

But on the other

side, you have VZ.

No, you see that's odd.

You have VZ on it.

Whereas backwards SV or VZ.

Now, back when the Diablo SV came out,

they made a one-off car called the Victoria

Secret in promotion for Victoria Secret that

had the SV flipped.

Ed Bolian has that car now, I believe.

Victoria's secret.

That's the one.

So that's what I mean.

So now you've got a nod to that.

That's why they must have done that on the side.

I don't like it.

I don't like that side because that's just a

V on the side of your car.

But the other side, I think I just prefer the graphic.

There's a small little one.

It's too small.

It looks weird.

It's difficult to explain now.

Yeah.

Because people will do that.

We've recently found out similar things to do

with Ferrari callipers and it really bugged me.

Yeah.

You look at Ferrari.

And it might be a case with other callipers

where they say Ferrari, what I would say is

the right way round on the right side,

I think.

But the other side is just flipped.

Yeah.

Because they don't want to have it the best

the same way.

But it's just wrong.

It looks just not true.

One side looks upside down.

Just totally wrong.

It's just not true.

Also, I'm seeing a side on view on here where

it almost looks like a sideways W.

So that's a normal normal.

I'm fine with that.

I'm okay with that.

It's just a bit small.

Like the event store one was so big.

I think there actually was an option on and

then still to have a smaller one.

There's usually an option on SVs to go big or

small or none.

Also, that's a decal and it costs P's.

I think there's multiple thousands of pounds.

You get less letter.

No, I think you get less letters.

I think the SV, the big one is a,

that's a small one on the SV.

That's horrible.

Smaller than to the SV.

So, you know what?

Just wait.

I bet you they're just saving it for the SVJ

and it's gonna be a whole car.

The whole car will be a, do you know what?

It will be just a letter.

It will be each car will get a letter.

I find two other SVJ owners to complete the decal.

Do you think they'll part next to them?

Do you think they'll do SVJ for Revuelto?

'Cause they're replacing it.

Sure.

Why not?

That's what the new, there's been always spy shots.

Allegedly, that's a new car.

In theory, in theory, it makes too much sense not to.

They sold all of them from doing a special edition.

So, why would you not chuck a little bit more

of a spicy exhaust or something,

you know, a little bit different on it.

It's gonna spit flames.

And then, and then sell that out.

Or they won't call it an SVJ or be like,

Ben, I've got something else.

What's the next, what's it gonna be called?

The Ultimate Edition of the Revuelto?

SV Super Leggierra.

Oh, I see.

Oh my.

Super Velocce Super Leggierra.

Okay, super super Velocce.

What does SV mean?

What does Velocce do super fast?

Yes.

Super fast super.

Super fast super.

Super fast super.

I think it's pretty cool.

I think it's gonna be the have a job.

It's gonna be the UV, the ultra Velocce.

And it will only be seen under certain lights.

It's gonna be all Ben's mattress.

Super Thera, what else has there been old and

Diablo's SE?

We could go back to SE.

As SE.

Special edition, all I found of us were 60.

I found that I've known as recently.

Yeah, right, 1963.

Well, I saw it three years ago.

They would have been 60 years.

So, SE 60.

We've missed anything.

I think we just need a convertible.

Okay.

Well, Roadster.

So that's your next, that's your next.

I think they can't though, but hey,

they said, they said they can't,

but maybe they can.

What we got next?

Ben's got on his other news story.

Bugatti Manual is a video.

I'm not sure where it's from,

but I've seen it.

As a man in a Bugatti tourbillon with

Matterama driving, and he asks him various

questions and he asks him, "Will you ever do a manual?"

Matter of access to him, he says,

he's pretty, he's like, "Yeah,

we'll do that, mate.

Yeah, we'll whack a little slash box in there.

We'll go do it now."

But no, he seemed pretty, he said we have,

he didn't confirm anything, but he said that

would be definitely cards for sure.

It's too much power.

But will it be a...

I wonder if they make a lower,

what do you call it?

A lower power plant.

That's so much power to come out of that.

'Cause what is that car, 18,000,

16,000?

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Yeah.

I think you'd have to drop a thousand horsepower.

But I wonder if they do like the T33 GMA

thing where they're like, "Here's a little baby one."

Yeah.

Which would be good for what?

Was it then?

Which manufacturer was it?

Ben.

No, no, no, no, this is Bugatti.

They were gonna make a more budget supercar.

Was it Bugatti?

Am I making that up?

There was a--

I don't know if it's a tone executive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So maybe they'll do the same thing as that.

I mean, they've heard that news and gone,

"We'll make a half million per car."

Yeah, I feel that void.

It's like a hypercar, but it's--

Which obviously, it robs prestige from the

brand, but you'll make money for it.

They will make money from doing it because--

And now they're not part of VW anymore.

Maybe they need to do that to scale.

So it'd be interesting to see interesting times ahead.

I would like to see that.

I also saw, you know, actually,

this is live on the fly news.

I've just remembered in my brain.

I saw an Instagram today over in London today.

Not for a lot of recording floods.

Floods and people screaming.

Probably.

Not true.

No, there was a McCarran thing that's been

left in, I think, Soho.

Okay, it's the Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwi,

Kiwi.

And it's got MCL 820 on it.

So my think in my brain, I don't know anything.

I'm just thinking of my brain is that it'll

be a 720S or a 750S, sorry.

And 20th of the 8th month.

So that's, you know, close.

Close.

Just missed it.

Yeah, very close.

And that was, what do you think it signifies the 820?

I think it's the 820th anniversary of McLaren.

I think it's been around, are they?

I think it's been around, are they?

Collaborated with Ferrari to make a little

bit more power from their super fast.

Oh, I see.

I think they misread the date in which they

should be just blazing.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, get that on that.

820.

Yeah.

Or they leave it there 'til August and next

year for the reveal.

That's what I'm thinking.

That was interesting 'cause the Kiwis in

there, 'cause they used that on the thingy.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I've got a photo here.

I'd just like you not to laugh.

Okay.

Because the Kiwi, what Kiwis,

I'm gonna show you the photo,

don't laugh.

I could you describe for the audio listeners

what we're looking at.

Damn!

(laughs)

My client bought me an ACT UP right now.

That is a, that is a chunky Kiwi.

That is a big old Kiwi.

That is a rotund Kiwi.

Well said.

Yeah, a well fed Kiwi.

Kiwi.

Yeah, that is interesting.

So, unless, is that a nod to the 4x4?

'Cause he's a little big.

That's actually a great point.

That's what the 820, that's covered.

820 feels like a somewhat natural successor,

like a 750 or

something, or would it end up,

I can't remember what the maximum was.

But, there was a bigger one.

There was a

last, last, last, last, last,

last, last, last, last, last.

Bloody hell, that was scary.

There was like an 800 or something.

Interesting, we'll see what happens.

Also, it seems that they're using more of

this Kiwi Malachi, because obviously they did

it with the manual.

I like it.

Thing that we never saw at Monterey,

even though it was there.

No, it was there.

It was at the house.

It was revealed while we were at Monterey,

so we never saw it.

So, I'll be interested in where they go with it.

But, I assume there is an SUV coming at some

point, but, I mean, if it keeps my car on

going, it goes.

Yeah, happy.

We have here on the list, I am a creamer on location.

We have had an email from a creamer on location.

Hello.

So, we asked, well, Ben, that's what we're

gonna get to.

Good morning, Mr.

Klinkenburg, Mr.

Chandler and Mr.

Event Rogers.

I'm an Australian creamer, currently on my

honeymoon in Japan with my lovely wife.

Congratulations.

And that's not part of the email,

I said that.

I asked to listen to your most recent episode

on funny places to wear creamer.

I thought it would be perfectly appropriate

to wear my new shirt to our trip to the

famous Diokoku PA car meet in Tokyo,

Japan.

I feel I must be the only person who has worn

creamer here, and I hope my shirt has made it

into hundreds of people's photos.

Here is, please see attached to a photo of

proof with a Honda B, of course.

There were even a few Alfa 159s,

however, no GTDs for Ben unfortunately.

There's a proof of a 159 at what's called

your sincerely creaming Alastair brackets.

No need to remain anonymous.

Good thing you said that at the end.

Well, thanks, Alastair.

I already read the whole thing.

What is the address?

But so now one thing, you can't be the

creamer of the week unfortunately.

Why?

And it has to be that I am a creamer shirt.

However, I think you're an honoree creamer of the week.

That is very cool.

You managed to get the beat in there as well,

which is very good.

So shout out to Alastair.

Shout out your honeymoon in Japan.

Second place, but you lost to no one.

Yeah, exactly.

You lost to yourself.

Wow, Ben, where to put him down?

Is that not true?

But cool, cool.

Cool to see Creemuch out in the wild.

That is always, Karls Rule.shop.

We're going to see if we can get a little

Christmas drop going.

Ben's got an idea for a shirt for him,

which we like, and it's quite funny.

Ben's going to be.

I almost said something.

I think I know what I think.

Go on, let's just say.

Wait, hold on.

I think I know what you're going to say.

It was actually going to be said with some festive joy.

I was about to say, Ben's

1:04:18 Press Pack 550 and Rare Promotional Material

going to be coming down.

I thought he was going to say,

Ben's going to be sitting on Santa's lap.

He will be doing well, but that's just by the pie.

I'm going to grab you.

Go grab me merch.

There will be a new drop soon,

cars are all dot shop.

What's next?

Press pack 550.

This is cool.

I bought something very, is here then?

Can you grab it?

Oh, just get up again, shall I?

Please get underneath the magazines.

I have here my Bruce Phil Assistant,

Ben has brought this to me.

It was next door.

I found something cool on eBay.

I like buying a cutra mom, he might say.

I like racing jackets and just cool,

cool promotional material.

And I was doing looking for three parts

because the 550 needs things.

And I found this.

Now, this might look to you.

I've put audio lessons I will describe.

It might look like a magazine or a brochure,

you may say.

Inside this brochure, if I open the pages,

is just photos of a 550.

And when you get certain pages,

there is lots of information on it,

but like quite nerdy technical stuff.

But at the back, there is a little sleeve.

And that is because this is not a brochure.

This is a press pack.

So back in the '90s, before there was,

you know, internet and the ability for a car

company to just send.

We transfer.

Yeah, we transfer link to a magazine.

They would have to send them out positives or

negatives of photos that have been filmed

photos that mean scanned for them to rescan

in and use in their magazines.

And in the back of it, there are 10 photos,

like these are positive photos.

They're all pretty happy of different Ferrari

550s with like, with underneath shots,

with the top shots, drive line photos of it

out in the world.

That, this is now one of my most prized possessions.

This is so very cool.

So I can now, I could give these positives to

a film shop and have them rescan them big and

have them as opposed to all the resolution in

as big a

resolution as possible.

I love this.

This is the sort of stuff I live and breathe

for, rare, weird stuff on the internet.

Like the cream podcast.

Is this exactly one?

Are there like many of these or was that just

a one off the pop top sale?

I've looked, I've found one that sold like,

four or five years ago, I cannot find another one.

I'm a spindy.

No, this was 40 pounds, which I know is

stupid, it's not much.

But there are no, I can't find any nice high

quality like original promo shots from back

in the day.

Ferrari's press site is not good.

I use it last week, real tough.

And I really like the idea of having a poster

printed out to go behind the car when they're

in like a garage or something.

And there's nothing with a resolution.

But with these now here, I can get something

blown up in nice size.

What's the point?

It's better.

It's not better.

It

just looks cool.

You're gonna put it on the internet

somewhere.

You get a better image out of it.

This

argument has occurred a thousand times.

Here, you do get a better image.

It's cool, but yeah.

Oh God, so I still shoot lots of movies on it.

That's cool because it's of its era,

but taking stuff of it now makes no sense to me.

When it is now so easy to take a photo,

but anyway.

That's for a different podcast.

This argument will go on forever.

Because we're right.

Shall we end with a want of the week?

Because Benjamin Rogers has put in just a few

days ago, one of the week.

What happened was, is I put one of the week

into the podcast chat and then the men in

black appeared and they zapped my brain and I

have actually no recollection of anything it was.

I had a different one.

No, I'd like you to, I don't know.

I've been thinking for the last hour.

I just want, I want you to take a five second

moment of silence.

All the creamers are going to keep quiet in

their cars or wherever they're listening to right now.