Filming Bugattis With Bugattis, Banned Adverts and Meeting Legends - C.R.E.A.M. Ft Al Clark
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- Edwin
- Will
0:00 Introduction and Welcome
You've had three adverts banned.
Yes.
Sometimes the feedback is extremely welcomed.
And then sometimes you're just like,
just stop talking.
You're just talking to talk.
Shout out to all my customers.
And you've worked with a lot of sort of big
stars and big cars, but has there ever been a
pinch yourself, like the standout pinch
yourself moment or person or car?
One was at the biggest surprise,
which was...
Hello, and welcome back to the Cars Rule
Everything Around Me podcast,
not episode 72, like you might think.
This is now a bonus episode.
Episodes with guests will now be coming at
you on a Tuesday on top of your normal Thursday creaming.
This week, if you're an audio listener,
we have Al Clark with us.
I'm going to do the thing that is,
you know, every bad podcast does.
Can you introduce yourself, please,
and give us a very quick rundown of who you
are, what you do?
Absolutely.
My name's Al Clark.
I'm a film director by Trey.
lead, a bit of a driver as a side hobby,
and a bit of a sort of a side quest for work
sometimes as well.
I pretty much spend all my working life
around cars going quickly.
That's my job.
I think it's a pretty good intro.
I wish I
could say that's the same thing.
I think we're just low-rent YouTubers.
We're having a while.
Going quickly is the...
Are we not really doing that?
No.
I mean, to be fair, a lot of my jobs become
an office-based job, which is also rubbish,
but we can know about that at the time.
Well, I mean, you say that, but at the same
time, we're surrounded by some of your personal cars.
You've got quite a good collection,
which we'll get into later.
But at the beginning of all every Cars Rule
Everything Around Me
podcast, we answer the question,
do cars rule or ruin
everything around you this week?
Have they been good or bad?
Always been good this week.
Yeah.
Wasn't it?
Well, I've
just come back from Finland drifting for,
you know, the best time on public road.
No.
Oh, sorry.
My lawyers have always been up to finish that sentence.
No, we just got back from Finland.
We spent a week out there with some friends
in old rear wheel drive, Japanese cars and
M3s and stuff, just on like private proving
ground, snow drifting roads,
just blasting around for an entire week.
And that is, you've got one chaser behind you here.
So that is a mark two, not the chaser technique.
Wow.
I'm actually not.
I've been done quite badly.
Everyone makes the same, everyone makes the
same initial mistake.
And the problem is, when you say I've got a
mark two, they're like a mark two chaser,
and you like know it.
It's just actually called a mark two.
So that's, that's fun.
So you've got two of those.
And that's a two J car, they're one that I
took, Jack the Finland's a one J car.
So that's good fun.
And that was like perfect.
It was just like, it's 300 horsepower a diff.
Yeah.
That's it.
As Japan promised,
that's all you need.
Yeah.
Just the, the baseline, you know,
all Americans out here doing like 900
horsepower going, yeah, no, that's it.
That's, that's what you need.
It is just around around.
That does have 900 horsepower.
Okay.
But, you know, I haven't had a good chance to
try that properly yet.
So that's, that's...
Well, you know, after the podcast wraps,
you know, we'll head on down the road.
We should have a quick go, you know?
Perfect pub car, frankly.
Four dolls, exactly, exactly what it's
3:11 Al's Career Journey from Track Days to Car Filming
built for.
We have a litany of questions to get through.
Obviously your, your professional life is
around the filming of automotive,
well, in automotive filming,
but then your personal life,
you have these cars.
Do you want to start or fly with my questions?
This is going to be an interrogation or anything.
You start the interrogation and I'll chip in.
Right.
I'll lock in.
First things first, can you explain how
everything started from renting out track
take cameras to where you are now?
Yeah.
So I, I'd exited the music industry,
the horrible place that I don't want to be,
didn't want to be part of anymore.
It started off really good.
And then you realize that it's just,
just disastrous for everyone.
I think it's got worse.
And then I tried some other bits and pieces,
which are very strange.
And I ended up with a friend starting a track
day business.
And this was in the like early days of the
track day business when it was still not a
lot of TDO's operating and we started a
little Mazdron track.
The idea being that MX-5s were just becoming popular.
Right.
What sort of year was this?
Oh my goodness.
It would be 2000 and sort of.
Wow.
Okay.
So yeah, definitely early days.
Yeah.
So really early days.
The company's still running under,
under Nick and someone else at the moment.
But the, it was, it was kind of based off the
back of the owner's club that I joined when I
bought an MX-5.
And they were a bit of a, sort of a group of polishes.
And we were like, why are you not using this awesome car?
And everyone's going like, "I can't use that in madness."
Yeah.
So MX-5 people.
MX-5 people.
Yeah.
And we decided to sort of like buck the trend
and actually, you know, on the back of a
small little event, we sort of test drove.
We thought like, actually, people do want to
use these cars.
And they're brilliant for it,
as you know, you know, even now they're still
reliable, fast, reasonably cheap.
And they're, they were perfect.
So we, we had that running.
On the side of that, I quite fancied,
you know, it was a sort of a semi,
attempt to do something that I actually
wanted to do that was creative to.
And I'd been given a small amount of money
from inheritance, you know, just a couple of
thousand pounds that I put towards buying
these little bits of equipment,
which at the time, GoPro's didn't really exist.
Yeah.
The idea was that I could rent these little
cameras out, pop them in people's cars,
burn them to a DVD, and then there you go.
And that was your sort of track day footage.
And that was kind of the only way that people
were getting track day footage.
And that was the theory in the plan.
I bought a second camera.
And the second camera was designed for a bit
of B-roll, so I could shoot cars from the
outside because I thought actually people
would quite like to see their cars being
driven past as well.
And you could just put the clips onto the DVD
as well, and that was great and all happy.
And then a racing driver asked me,
he said, "Oh, would you be interested in
doing like a little promo film for me?"
And I shot that and then I started filming
some drifting, I started filming some other
bits and pieces, and eventually to a contact
at the NΓΌrburgring where I spent pretty much
most of my summers I went to,
they said, "Did you want to come and shoot a
video for Car Magazine?"
When Car Magazine was just
starting to do their first online videos.
Okay.
And this
was in the days when people were still not
sure if YouTube
was the platform for them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People thought like, "I want Vimeo."
They were going for their own websites as well.
And I remember that was the kind of the idea
of like, "Oh, are we putting this on YouTube?"
No, we were going to try and put it on like
Car Magazine.com or what it was.
But yeah, the first sort of page I did for
them was the Bugatti Veyron Grandsport.
I'm filming MX5 the next week.
It was
quite the jump.
And I still kind of like think,
I don't
know how that kind of all, but it was such a
cool start and
it was such a chaotic, hectic time.
But it was really,
really was that inception of trying to film
like a car review.
Especially in the background,
of them having to sort of shoot like a 10
page spread, because the car was such a
seminal thing at the time.
So the magazine was, they needed photos,
but we still had the limited amount of time
and you think like, how quick you want to
make a film for a car, you have like the
photography trying to do like a huge amount of spread.
Big reach out the way.
Yeah, exactly.
So I was fully in the way and trying to make
something like was vaguely cinematic.
And we sort of, you know, butted heads a
little bit about priorities and yeah,
but we both got the job done and we managed
to produce the film.
And that sort of snowball into another one,
which then snowballed into being asked by an
old magazine, edited, if you who ran an
agency said, would you like to come and make
an advert for Jaguar?
And when we turned up on the shoot,
the track owner was expecting a panelock
slurry to turn up the whole family.
And they were like, okay, cool.
So where is everyone?
Where's your team?
Hello.
It's just me.
with my two little cameras and a smoke machine.
And that was it.
But then that snowball, because you did some
of the Jaguar villain commercials,
right?
We did little bits of helping out on those.
Yeah.
So the main campaigns, there was lots of
little sort of subsidiary content right around that.
So I ended up shooting a lot of sort of stuff
that went in as like hand inserts or like car
drive-bys and bits
8:26 Filming the Supra Commercial for Volkswagen
and pieces for like the wider campaign.
Right.
So it didn't end up doing the sort of the
main directing on that.
That was a wonderful man called Piggy Lines,
who's, I think he was just, it was just the
best idea ever.
So I was sort of like, yeah,
loosely based around that.
It's really good fun.
I had did some shoots with that.
There was a lot of, that was a time when
Jaguar really knew who they were.
And all the content they were producing for
two years was built around that,
that whole premise.
So all the cars, you know, were just shot in
like cool gangster locations.
It just looked, it looked how Jaguar's like
are reflected to car people.
Yeah, it is a bad East car.
It's what they're for.
And it was, it was, it was, it still feels
bad to me that they lost such a strong
identity that no one else was really picking off.
And so you just got to go and just shoot the
cars looking as cool as possible.
Yeah.
And everything that sort of came out was
built off that theory.
So it was, yeah, good time.
So we touched on it there, but your,
your kind of bread and butter now is for OEMs
doing commercials.
Do you call them commercials?
What do you call them?
I think commercial is probably the simplest
framing for them.
It's not for Kia.
It's not for, well, no, but you don't go for
them, but you're doing the big boys.
Yes.
Because I think we're very lucky in the UK
that essentially all of our manufacturers are
things like, you know, McLaren,
Bentley, Martin, Jaguar, Land Rover.
So we've got like quite a good selection here.
And then we're very close to,
you know, your Porsche, your Bugatti's,
your Ferraris and stuff as well.
So all of those are just kind of,
we know within like a thousand miles of here,
which is kind of crazy when you think about it.
And you've said the word, I know it's the
thing that you get asked the most,
but you were, well, you were essentially the
person in charge of that share on commercial.
That's right.
And you do a quick explanation of what that
commercial was.
Absolutely.
People are going to recognize it the moment
you explain it.
And also how stock was the Supra that you used?
Yeah.
So the idea came around, the whole,
the whole film sort of came off at the back
of an idea that when I was, it was,
I used to go and shoot launches as well when
I was kind of just sort of trying to shoot
and earn and do as much shooting as I possibly could.
I was doing the Sheeran launch as a bit of a
favor, kind of long after I'd sort of stopped doing them.
But I was like, actually, this is quite a
good car to go and hang around with for a week.
And then we were heading back from the
countryside into Lisbon.
And there were two of us, two cars sort of
running alongside each other.
Andy Wallace, you know, fantastic.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Winner, you know, next to me.
And then another driver on the left.
And we were just driving all these cars back.
And I was just looking out the window,
just casually just sat out the passenger
window, as we were sort of, you know,
speeds were.
Speeds were speeds.
One of the speeds of all time.
And we carried on.
And I was just looking at it,
I was thinking like, this would be really
cool to try and film this, like properly.
Like, how do we do this?
And we started talking about like,
do we go and do this on like Sunday morning,
just before, you know, church opens.
And we thought, we'll try it.
And then we thought we won't try it,
because that's really silly idea,
because we've attracted so much police
attention around this.
And that it was impossible to move without anything.
So we're like, right, okay, where can we do this?
Fortunately,
Volkswagen had this in perfect test track,
which a lot of people will know,
Aerosend, which is this physically flat track
that not just a flat road, but it is a flat
level track that cuts through the earth.
It is that flat, so that it's completely
flat, like true level.
And it is the most like outrageously long
straight that you can just barrel around this
bank corner and then crack on.
And we didn't need that.
The car just needed to do zero to 400
kilometers an hour to zero again to beat some
arbitrary record that they had invented.
And what we decided was we were going to do
that and attach the camera to do the big main shot.
It's like the whole film was built around.
It's one singular shot of the car launching,
reaching its top speed and overtaking,
basically.
And we attached the camera to the back of
another car, did the shot, got up to 400
kilometers an hour.
The other show and actually carried on past
us and went well past like 4.30,
4.40 or something like that,
as we were blown off the road.
And then we parked up, added some other shots
in, made the film, put it out and the internet exploded.
Is that still the most viewed?
Yes, it is.
The car video.
It is the most, it is, yeah,
it's the most, I guess, not even organically,
it is organic, but it was the most most
viewed car commercial that is on YouTube
completely, with the exception of the Jean
Claude Bandham truck commercial.
Right, yeah.
Which is not technically listed under cars
and vehicles, so.
(laughing)
And so it's very normal, I don't know.
I wanna say.
(laughing)
Because I can't take them away,
'cause that was an amazing commercial as well.
Yeah, it's not.
Because we would have been at car,
sort of, I think.
I remember it because I think,
'cause it ended up being kind of a press
thing, I think.
Yeah.
Cartha or obviously shared it when we were
doing it, just being, 'cause it was
Koenigsegg who came out not long afterwards
and said that they just did the same thing or
beat it by however much.
It was still the Bugatti one that people are
gonna remember.
The Bugatti one is, yeah.
That's exactly what I was gonna say is that
even though Koenigsegg beat it,
they didn't have that cinematic look of what
the Bugatti did.
So therefore, that was just a news article
that came up that went, "Oh,
Koenigsegg's beat it."
I went, "Cool, I'll go with my day."
I don't remember that Koenigsegg one,
though.
I can see the shot of them both launching at
the same time.
Yeah, and Koenigsegg one didn't have the mean
attached to it.
No, exactly.
Was it just a stock suit for it?
Yeah.
I just love the fact that that came out of it
because that kind of, aside from the fact
that you had people always questioning what
it was, no one figured it out.
It's the most obvious option.
Hundreds of thousands of comments and not one
of them seemed to just go, "Might,
they have had another one."
Yeah.
There's only one cheering on.
Yeah.
And we actually had three on the shoot,
which was a bit bougie, but one of them was
just for sad.
One of them was just like there for doing the
car to car shot and the other one was the
sort of the hero car.
And in fact, it was quite helpful having them
because it actually rained on the morning of
the second day when we really needed it not to.
So we just sent out all these sirens doing
high-speed runs, constantly just lifting the
water off the ground.
It was an amazing sight.
What a great job for the morning,
mate.
I need you to just go out and do a couple of
200-mile-hour runs if you can,
just put it, get off the water.
And they do.
Do I have to really drive the camera car?
And the test drivers.
Oh, it wasn't a driver, because it was Montoya.
Yeah, so Grand Pablo Montoya,
which, this is, I mean, there are endless
cool facts about these cars,
but when we were in the planning stage for
the shoot, we said, well, we have to be in
like a helmet, and a race suit,
and a racing seat, and they're like,
why?
And I said, oh, because he's going really
fast and stuff, and they were like,
it's designed to do it.
Yeah, it's a car.
It's not race car.
It's not race car.
Well, well within operate.
You don't even need the second key to do what
we're doing.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd be quite concerned.
Yeah.
If I ever get on a full fight,
I'd be like, well, now what we up to today?
It's actually dangerous.
And that's the thing that kind of the
engineering overtakes a lot of other things.
There are loads, I mean, you get Honda Civics
that can go faster than a Shiron.
Yeah.
Like they exist, it's fine.
We can all imagine what those silks are,
you know, dragsters can leave them,
make them look stupid.
But the point is, is you're getting your big,
out of Shiron, and it will do all of that
constantly forever.
Yeah.
And it just needs servicing.
Yeah.
And that's the whole point about them.
They're not, they're not stressed,
they are, and I'm not trying to just blow
smoke up the getty here, just for sake of it,
but they are, you know, anyone who's actually
been out in one will tell you,
they're just like a Turbo S.
S, S, S, S, S, S.
Right, yeah, yeah.
They're just phenomenally normal.
Yeah.
Well, you know, when Cream buys one,
when we get a company car, we always test that out.
It is one of those cars that is,
it's a halo, it would, it's just a Veyron,
a Shiron will do, but a Veyron's like the
one, it's the top four car.
It was like that con core, where it was that
unobtainium, you never saw one,
it was the, yeah, the top gear thing,
so it would absolutely love to,
I'd even like to be a passenger in one.
Yeah, so, passenger experience is just as
helmet on, yeah, in my suit.
Well, as I say, once they hit that sub 30
grand, when they appreciate it now.
It's gonna happen.
We'll take you in five years,
I think.
Yeah.
Now, gonna go back ever so slightly,
ever so slightly, but you said that you did a
few jobs before, you started getting into the
car stuff, but one of those was trainings
with a fighter pilot.
That's right.
I know this is a car podcast,
but they're interested me when I had that,
'cause I was like, what happened there?
'Cause it was a weird like technicality,
which meant that you couldn't become a fighter pilot.
That's correct.
What happened with that?
So, went to
17:17 Fighter Pilot Training and MX-5 Beginnings
join.
So, it was actually a friend of mine,
he was a commercial pilot, and he said,
would you consider it?
And I was like, yeah, actually,
that's quite cool.
Yeah, you know what?
Yeah, but I didn't wanna play commercial.
I was sitting in a tube in the sky for my life.
So, I was like, actually, that would be pretty cool.
So, I went to do an interview,
and they said, yeah, you sound like you're
sort of semi-competent enough at this stage.
And then you go to Cromwell,
and you do all the aptitude tests,
you do the little, they give you a load of
computer games that you do, they burn your
eyes with a bright light to make sure that
you look at the sun for a not long enough,
and also, which I barely scraped through.
I think I was 0.1 seconds of being able to
like, actually hold my eyes open,
because you don't want to shut your eyes
whilst you're looking at the sun.
And then a few other bits of pieces were
like, yeah, it's all good.
And then go through all of this eight months
of process, when you actually get to the
point where you get inducted.
And at the very last second,
you sort of end up with this final little
chat that you do, it was like a,
a bit like a personality check.
I think, you know, they, they ask you just
some, just some normal questions to make sure
you're kind of like a normal person and,
or not, depending on what they're looking for.
And I was too old by 19 days or something.
No
way.
So they thought I was a year younger than it was.
Oh,
please, you never actually got to fly.
Never got to touch
it.
It was all training.
It was all just because they do
seven years of training.
Yeah.
And they spend umpteen millions doing it.
And there is a very, very strict cut off.
And they were like, this is just crazy.
So like the problem is, it's like,
it didn't feel like anything.
It was like, 19 days.
Yeah, it's like, you know, it feels like it's
kind of like you could probably go,
no, I think it'll be fine.
They shouldn't make a difference.
How did you feel two and a bit weeks ago?
Yeah.
No, I felt better than that.
Yeah.
I kind of, I mean, you know,
my, my cousin, sorry, family friend cousin,
but essentially cousin, uh, he is a Chinette
captain and he, he wrote to,
wrote to them and said, you know,
like, this is, this is mad.
That's like, we just put for pilots and they
went, and they just went, we have to have a cutter.
Yeah, and rules are rules.
Yeah.
Like, what about the guy who's only 16 days?
Yeah.
He goes only one day past, like,
there have to be a point somewhere.
Yeah, of course.
And for, it was just unfortunate.
So my mother was very relieved.
Yeah.
Then you went, Oh, I'm going to go and film
up a gatydoon before I come out.
Not again.
I just need something dangerous.
Yeah.
Um, but it was, it was nice to kind of,
um, have that sort of a very,
kind of like
immediate stop because I was like,
all right, well, shit, I actually,
what am I actually going to do now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, what is actually the plan?
And I ended up just, again, that was sort of
based on the wanting to start my own
business, do something creative again,
because I had the whole creative side.
Like, also what a generational downfall from
Fight of Pilots, a Fight of Pilots to MX-5.
You know, the Bugatti's fine.
You're back up on that level,
but to look at an MX-5 and go,
that's where I'm at.
I'm like, not quite as fast then.
Yeah.
I can't do that.
Is it at least a 1.8?
Yeah.
And it was, it was, you know,
you know, it was a life that,
it's a life that wasn't to be.
And I'm, you know, it's allegedly,
you know, it would have been quite a lonely
life as well.
You're kind of like, it's not traveling the
world in quite the way that I think people
can expect it.
No, exactly.
It's not just Top Gun all the time.
Unfortunately, not, that's not what I hear.
But, you know, at the same time,
I don't worry about it.
I'm so happy doing, yeah, we're.
I mean, yeah, we're sitting in a unit full of
very cool cars.
It's not, yeah, it's still pretty,
it's pretty cool.
Also, I like something you said on,
this is more to do with the sort of the work
you're doing now.
But where you said that the car poster's not
really a thing anymore, people blue tacking stuff too.
But that's what media is and videos and even
photos on Instagram and whatever to an
extent, I've never made that kind of connection.
Because I think we would have both had some
posters, but we would have grown up seeing a
clip on YouTube.
So what replaced a poster for us was someone
21:24 The Shift from Car Posters to Video Content
driving a mercy logo at top speed on a
motorway is that that's why I want that car.
Rather than having it.
the thing stuck on the wall.
So I caught like that.
Obviously, that had some influence on you.
Absolutely.
Make content you want to make.
That whole thing, that whole sort of change
from, you know, the magazine industry is
dying whilst the new industry sort of
suddenly picks up.
And then all of a sudden you've got this,
you know, again, I don't think people have
posters on their walls at all that they used to.
I mean, I don't think the magazines even come
with, they don't even have pages to come with a poster.
They have a wall paper on a phone.
They have a wall paper on the phone.
But also, you know, those iconic,
I always remember they're like,
I had an iconic, it was a Diablo,
SP, yellow, and it was in as like a black studio.
And it had just this kind of like orange light.
But I
remember that the poster very,
very specifically, I kind of know where it was from.
I think it was like, you know,
it could have been a car magazine of some sort.
But I remember thinking like that's the
coolest thing I've ever seen.
And it just, it was there.
And now you can, with the power of video,
you can create more iconic moments on top of that.
Yeah, that make you feel it,
because I always think that that when you
look at a photo, you kind of feel like
yearning towards that car.
You think, "Oh, maybe one day I'll get that car."
But when you see a video, you can almost put
yourself in the driver's seat.
You're like, "I'm doing this.
This is the coolest thing in the world."
And, you know, the fact is, is that now you
can hear the engine, and you can see the
physical speed, and you can kind of see
different angles of the car.
And you can also see it in places that
perhaps you didn't quite expect.
You know, the gloves truly are off now in
terms of like where and what you can do with stuff.
People are putting their car through crazier
places to kind of do more extreme things with
them, to kind of maybe raising the bar as the
wrong word, but to kind of keep something
fresh and interesting and new without trying
to sort of break laws, which are getting
everyone's, you know, everyone's more strict.
And as we go, you know, car adverts haven't been good.
I'm going to use the word for quite a long time.
Like, I can't remember.
I mean, you look at the old '80s and '90s
stuff of like Peugeot.
literally dropping out of a plane.
Yeah.
You know, handbraked turning.
When was the last time you saw a handbraked turn?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that used to be a staple of the hatchback
adverts and where's that gone now?
That was one of the...
So I heard in Sam Wars' podcast,
you said you've had three
adverts banned.
Yes.
What were they?
So Jaguar XFR.
XFRs.
Yeah.
And we, yeah, we were drifting in
Switzerland, driver film, Morrison did a good
old, scared in it.
And ironically, that wasn't the bit that got it banned.
It was crossing a white line,
crossing a fixed, standard solid white line.
And you said, so now you imposed removal of
the white line, so they can't say anything?
Yeah.
It's just a wide road officer.
It's a big, wide road.
Yeah, big, wide closed road.
Don't worry about the sign over there.
That's not road sign.
Now the interpret speed is racing or
encouraging fast driving, so it's really,
really difficult now.
Basically, it's all down to who complains
about it, how much an interpretation.
The second one was a joint effort with
Petroleum, which I just was,
you know, kind of helping out and part of the
filming crew, which was recreating Outrun
with the convertible Testerossa.
Sotheby's?
What was that different for M?
Yeah.
And that got pulled because they were saying
the girl doing the classic, we know when you
do a drift in Outrun, the girls.
And that's what they didn't like.
They were like, oh, she's, uh,
that's dangerous.
And we were like, but that's,
it's so clearly fantasy.
Yeah.
It was so clearly in like a fantastical world
of like 80s cars, you know, shooting through,
you know, traffic that in a clearly organized stunt.
It's like not being able to put the trailer
up for the born ultimatum.
Yeah.
Like, like someone might shoot someone.
Someone might shoot someone.
Yeah.
Someone might drive them in.
And, and you're just like, but what is the limit?
And because that wasn't a commercially
available car as well.
Yeah.
It's not even, I mean, I really didn't
understand it, but yeah, it got,
got pulled.
So that was, I can't remember what the third
one was off my head now.
Um, but that's all because it's,
they're all adverts.
It's commercial.
There's that line where it's,
if it was, is there a line where it becomes a
marketing stunt that it's not an advert anymore?
Or is it when it's a manufacturer?
This is a really, really good question.
The, the line used to be below and above the
line that they were physically used to be the
term is an above line job.
And now that line has become completely
blurred because of
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multimedia.
And essentially, I think the only way that
being technical about it, I can differentiate
it is realistically captive or non-captive audience.
Are you being force fed this or finding it yourself?
Because like, what, what do you class Jim Carner as?
Like, I think, I think I would say that is
non-captive because you, you're seeking it.
It's a 10 minute monster energy commercial.
Yeah.
And, and you know, there's, we can put the
same warnings on the commercials saying like,
do not copy this to do this at home.
But it doesn't seem to make a slight bit of
difference as to you being susceptible to this.
Yeah.
They certainly haven't gotten any of the Jim
Carner films.
No, exactly.
Some of those involve actual crashing into stuff.
Yeah.
Like some of those.
Danger.
I mean, the, if I don't know if you've seen
the BJ Baldwin recoil films as well,
you know, which are wicked and he literally
rams through buildings by accident.
Yeah.
It's like, well, you know, I know that they fixed it.
But at the same time, well, it says that
YouTube stuff doesn't really get like it.
If you're solely YouTube, you don't,
you're not necessarily as affected by that.
But there's so much worse stuff going on on YouTube.
We have, because if you like,
look at Whistling Diesel, he's buying a,
like a G-Wagon.
He is testing it, driving it through a
building, skidding it on a road,
doing silly miles an hour and then going,
so yeah, you guys, you can do this with this car.
Yeah.
And YouTube's like, sounds great.
Makes you see the next week,
helicopters indoors.
Yeah.
Is the difference private land.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's also like, when we have closed
roads, in which case surely the other way,
the RM thing would have been fine,
because that was a private.
Yeah.
And that was shot at Benwater.
So I mean, that was literally just,
it was madness.
But this is the thing.
I think the world has, you know,
really gone a little bit too,
too sort of like, molly coddling,
far too much when it comes to having a bit of fun.
You know, I know that some people really do
need governing quite, quite strongly now,
because, you know, it's a bit of a wild place
out there at the moment.
But I think with Cara, of it's,
I don't think people are watching like,
like an MG EV advert.
And if it was doing sort of 80 in a 70s,
they're going like, oh, race car.
I'm gonna get that one.
That's the, you know, and just,
but it makes it look more exciting on film.
Otherwise, you just have a photo of a car and
it says car.
Buy it or don't.
I don't know.
Like four and a half meters of car.
Yeah, exactly.
There is, because on the flip side,
cars are something people buy emotionally.
Yes.
They've, I mean, all of the cars in here,
you didn't buy, 'cause you just went,
that looks cool.
You had some form of attachment to it.
So if you rob people of that from even a
marketing standpoint, which sounds a bit,
it's a bit weird to say like,
no, we want adverts.
Give me this capitalist agenda.
Yeah.
But if you're gonna have them,
you might as well have them be cool and be like fun.
They try and sell the whole car in an advert now.
It's like, they want it, you wanna hear about
the MPG and the factors, the economical.
It's like, just give me something that grabs
my attention and then I might go and look into it.
Remarkable things that have been getting,
going back to a little bit like what I said
on another pod was about the
disaster four or five years ago and BMW
started coming out
and literally just telling everyone who loved
BMW and M,
they were going like, you guys did it.
Yeah, the world's
moved on now and here's our...
You know, you basically go shut up,
Boomer.
And you're like, whoa, hang on a second.
This car designed quite a lot of,
you know, this car is quite responsible for
like BMW's like entire identity for a normal
time that actually did quite well.
You know, it's a way to alienate half of the
people that like your brand for what your brand is.
And also, you
know, let's not forget, you know,
some of the bigger tragedies recently where
people have just forgotten the history of the
brand, you know, the brand brands don't just
live off a brand name.
Yeah.
You know, if you want to start a new brand,
you start a new thing.
People don't forget the brand identity.
You know, you couldn't suddenly start
becoming a cooking show tomorrow.
People are expecting to see something that's
kind of what they know you guys for.
And that's what they love you for.
So that's, you can't, you could do an
offshoot of it, but it would need to be built
somewhere around the DNA of what you are known for.
Yeah.
And dropping something with such heritage and
such, you know, I'm glad they've kind of like
come back now because BMW M particularly are
really like pushing like the coolness again.
Yeah.
They've really come back hard and sort of
showing like how cool cars actually are.
And like how, you know, how young people
actually drive them, enjoy them just like the old days.
Yeah.
They've kind of, I'm so happy that they've
moved back to, you know, remembering why cars
are cool and why people love,
love cars.
Yeah.
Speaking on what, what is your dream
commercial advert production make?
Car brand, anything?
I mean, anything.
So for those at home that don't know,
like I spend like now is probably 75% of my
life in a CGI studio shooting or making films
that aren't real because modern cars are now
getting so complicated and so difficult and,
you know, moving how of moving them
logistically across Europe is so expensive
now and whatever.
So a lot of the big adverts that I make do
not exist in real life.
So whilst I love making those for the
creativity and flexibility, I still miss
hearing the sound of an engine and seeing a
car move for real.
Like the vibration and the noise and the
noise is like one of the biggest things I buy
any car for.
And the, any advert where you get to really
push a car properly is my ideal advert
because, you know, of sports car,
the car, the sports car market is getting quite small.
Yeah.
And especially the ones that are true sports
cars, not sort of hatchbacks dressed up into
hot hatches and stuff.
I know those are still cool,
but they're not like purpose built.
So that's the, any advert where there's a
little bit of spicy driving and a bit of going fast.
That is still my favorite kind of ever.
I do not care if it's a three million pound
Bugatti Tourbillon, or whether it's a 30,000
pound, I think the car exists for 30,000 pounds anymore.
But you know what I mean?
Something like that.
And it doesn't
matter.
As long as the car is emotionally exciting
and
engaging and it's real life.
That's why I love it.
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It's
not a downgrade.
They haven't lost the turbos and lost
soul.
What they've done is they've increased the
craziness
of the engine and it's now bananas.
It was always bananas.
But they were always like talking mid-range monsters.
And now it's like a mid-range to top in the screamer.
And the sound is outrageous.
I'd never heard a sound.
It's a new sound.
It's a brand new sound.
And because it's got a 1000 horsepower
electric assist as well, it's quite fast and
it sounds quite ridiculous.
And it's such a cool concept.
Everything is just cool.
It's also why Bugatti is so cool now.
But I think Bugatti are a little bit
different to what they were when the Veyron
came out again, that no one knew who was doing it.
The Veyron was just, again, like a Concorde.
built to do that speed.
But now you've got Matty Rimek posting videos
drifting in the snow.
But there is a bit more personality.
He's a car guy as well.
His car collection as well, like E30 and E30
and M5s and stuff.
You know that someone loves cars when that's their car.
Yeah, that's their car.
It feels like him and Christian von Kurney
say a little bit of competition.
It's definitely because of a bit of a bromance.
It's sort of because you'd know,
like 15 years ago, you'd never,
ever, ever seen the two CEOs sharing cars to
get and talking about cars in the world.
And I think that's so wholesome now.
And Christians, I mean, Christians cars are
incredible too.
Let's not take that away from them,
but they are quite different.
Or they may look similar purpose,
but they are quite different philosophy
designs and uses.
And I'd just love to see the fact that now
we've got this kind of like,
I guess they're sort of the people our age
who are just having fun and they know what they love.
And Marte's a younger and more exciting these
kind of very styled into the petrol head's
brain knowing what do they want to see,
what do they want to hear.
They knew, they made, I'm so glad they
pivoted away to make a combustion engine for
the next spaghetti and not make it for the electric.
Because that was, that could have been a
disaster for the people to become like,
well, it's very fast, above no interest in it.
Exactly.
The RIMAC is, it's funny seeing as they're
essentially sister brands.
you want to call them that, but no one talks
about RIMACs.
They are, when you look at the figures,
are absolutely mental.
But the moment you see that little thing that
says engine type electric, you're like,
all right, then.
Okay.
Yeah, fine.
I guess it's not necessarily an advert,
but you see a video of it and nothing wows you.
It's like the, was it the McMurtry,
yeah.
Yeah, that is unbelievably impressive.
But it's not talked about, unless it goes and
does a record or that, the clip where it goes
around the corner of the G3F,
people talk about that, but then you're not,
you don't find yourself yearning up.
No.
Like, I want to drive that, I want to own it.
I want to do that.
You want something that makes a noise that,
you know, I always, I always think about it
with, with that clip of it, with the G3FRS
and all I'm looking at is the G3FRS.
I don't even like G3FRS about you doing that much.
But I'm
like, they do look quite good though.
G3FRS is nice.
Yeah.
It is, I always, I always describe it as an,
you know, would you buy a really,
would you buy a Β£500,000 digital watch?
Yeah.
very good watch, undoubtedly,
and maybe made of exotic materials.
But the reality is, if you're going to spend
Β£500,000 on a, I don't know,
like a Jacob and Co, whatever they make,
with a million, good where they are,
you want the craftsmanship, you want the
thousands of hours of craftsmanship and that
insane mechanism inside of that,
you know, you want to see those beautiful
meshing things flicking around back and forth
and that, you know, that you want to see like
that tick, that talk, that noise,
everything, it's all, that's what people are buying.
It's the same when you turn the engine on,
if you move a, if you move it,
say a RIMAC, take example around a car park,
everyone's going to be sounds sounds like the MG.
Yeah.
Whereas you turn on the, you turn on
anything else with an engine as well,
you're like, that
sounds ridiculous.
And certainly it's got a voice and a soul.
And because I think was so inherently
switched on to noise as a species of just
people, you know, whether, whether,
whether you love the sound of loud cars or
hate them, and there are good and bad loud
cars, as we know, I'm looking at you,
the pop and crackle map gate,
the, a good engine set, it will evoke some
emotion in almost everybody,
whether it's wanted or not.
Could be slightly angry.
Yeah, they could, they could be angry,
but they will invoke an emotion.
Notent, you know, like speed is so accessible
and easy these days, you know,
like even the most basic, you know,
my wife has a Cadillac lyric,
which is, and it's not a particularly fast
EV, but it's still like what the fastest car I own.
Yeah, yeah.
Not to 60, like easily.
It's like, we had that Renault five,
and again, that's a base electric car,
wasn't the fast one.
And it's still like eight and a bit seconds to 60.
It's like, you're in 80s, 90s,
even early 2000s, hot hatch territory,
but it still doesn't make you feel like those cars felt.
No, I think Matt Watson briefly spoke about
it, either on a podcast or on the radio,
I can't remember where he compared the car
world currently to one watches at least,
sort of watches probably in like maybe the
60s or 70s, where the court's watch came out
and they said it was like, well,
this is way better.
Why wouldn't I just have that?
I don't have to charge it.
I don't have to put fuel in it.
I don't have to wind it up.
I don't have to do any of that.
But then after a while, now there is an
enthusiast segment that's massive that people
want those watches.
Yeah, it dies after two days,
but they want that thing that's technically
very impressive.
It's they know who made it, why they made it
because they wanted to make it.
So I think that's where I hope the car builds
going now, because at the moment,
it's hyper cars.
It's like you've got the gatty,
you've got Kurnex, you've got Gordon Murray
making that really impressive stuff.
But
for everyone else, it's like you have to buy
an older car
to get that level of stuff.
So hopefully you BMWs, even Renault's,
any of those, they now come out and go,
you know
what, we go.
It's something for an enthusiast.
I have a hot
take on this.
I have a hot take on this.
Because the governments who demanded it from
Switch to EV, did such a poor job of making
us get the EV charging infrastructure in
place and basically making it virtually
impossible to own one.
If you don't live in a city,
or you're lucky enough to charge at work or
home, which is a lot of people,
they have inadvertently created the comeback
of the best engines that we've ever seen,
basically.
There are some seriously cool cars coming out
and engines out now.
And now the fact that they sort of said,
well, maybe you can just use synthetic fuels then.
Because you can just put that into every
petrol station that exists around the world.
And we don't have to pour any more concrete.
And also there's no weird problem with the grid anymore.
Maybe that works.
So they may have inadvertently,
and I'm not going to give them any credit for
it, allowed us to experience the single greatest.
I mean, the stuff that's coming out of
Cosworth
at the moment is insane.
What I want is a Ford to go.
We want a four-cylinder turbo
Cosworth engine that we're going to chuck in
a new Mark 4
Focus RS, for example.
And then we get that resurgence of
90s high-tech, but low, lower,
lower cost cars that are
just fun.
That would be perfect.
And you can add, fine, add
hybrid if you need to, if you need to pass
whatever you need to.
As long as there's some sort of cool engine,
I actually think motorsports part of the
problem, because you think of some of the best engines.
They've normally come from motorsport,
inspired by, but you look at motorsport now,
you've got tiny engines, they're impressive
and they're very fast, but tiny engines in
Formula One, everything else is not outside
of it in the States with NASCAR and stuff.
But when you think of older race cars,
and it costs worth to your group A stuff
where you get the road car with basically the
same engine.
So motorsport, just start doing some really cool stuff.
I mean, it might start trickling its way down
to what we can get.
If they took a leaf out of GT3,
even at the moment, GT3, they're still being,
you can still just do a lap under full throttle.
I've been watching a lot of the analysis from
the 2026 F1 cars and the fact that they're
having to lift and coast for like 30% of the lap.
That's not for the one, is it?
It's not racing.
It's not racing.
The whole point of it is go as fast as you
can to see if you can beat the other person.
It's not, strategy should be for the person
in the pits, who goes, you need to come in
now, you need to do this.
I have to go, I'm going for it and not going.
I really should conserve my battery.
So I'm like, no, come on, man,
that's not racing.
And I'm not convinced a single person in the
world is going to be looking at a single real
petrol heads going like, oh,
yeah, you know, the hybrid system really does
work well in F1.
Maybe that's what I want.
Like, I don't think there's a single person
goes, I wish I had an MG UK.
That'd be cool.
And they just want simplicity.
They want their engine to sound cool,
be reliable, go fast.
Or if they've got like a turbo car,
make silly turbo noises.
Yeah, that's true.
Because they do try and push that like
Mercedes, try and push it with that new C63
saying, it's just like the F1 system.
It's just like the F1 system,
which back in the day, if you said that,
it's just like similar to the one you'd get
in an F1 car, the E60 M5.
It's not actually that related to anything
sort of F1.
Because there is a tenuous link or Ferrari,
it still sounds like it.
You want it.
Ferrari with the 360 and 355 going,
this is an F1 gearbox.
And everyone overnight switching from auto to
manual to making manual a rare car.
Meanwhile now, no one wants that.
I can't answer it because Michael Schulmacher
got one of those.
That's it.
But the switching is quite harshly now.
We've got two drift cars behind it.
Well, ish, you're 86 and also the JZX 100.
Drifting has been always been a big part of your life.
What is the connection to drift works and film arson?
And also about outsiders Japan,
which I think for a lot of people listening
right now, they may not even know that you
are essentially behind that film.
It was now what 13 years ago,
11 years ago?
12 years ago?
Oh, that makes me feel old.
But over a decade ago, you put together
essentially documentary, vlog style,
which was not a big thing then,
really, of what it's like to go out to Japan to drift.
I remember watching that age,
I've been 15, 16, and thinking,
that's the coolest thing in the world I want to go.
But you're obviously quite close with
driftworks, and with Phil, where's that from?
That's right.
So it was, again, this is kind of like the
early stages of the career.
you know, aware that, you know,
that the media was quite a big part of what
was smaller, you know, you could propel quite
small companies quite widely with good content.
Before it was even really cool content,
that's a word that sort of popped up.
Yeah.
So now, and he kind of made an offer with him
and James said, like, well, why don't you
come and do a week a month for us?
Move away from London.
You know, you hate it there anyway.
So just like, come up and come up and come up
to Birmingham where it's all sunny.
And I was like, I've got no room.
Reason to stay in London.
So I packed up, moved to Birmingham.
Yeah, Birmingham is everything I expected it to
be.
So very quick.
And more or less, very quickly moved to
the outskirts of Birmingham.
Okay.
And, but more
importantly, Driftworks is right in the dead
center of Birmingham, which is kind of good
because it's slightly lawless there.
So, you know, that you have the Tisey short
course, which is, you know, essentially the Driftworks.
track around the, around the estate and
that's still good.
But the, that was when we sort of started
being able to produce like vloggy content and
kind of really kind of explore like early
YouTube vlog channel style things.
And it was really, we could have fun because
obviously I love hanging out with those guys.
You know, we all had exactly the same taste
in cars and driving and, you know,
we all just loved being a bit silly and,
you know, a bit noisy and more importantly,
like going to racetracks and skidding around
and having fun.
So being able to like have my commercial work
and then have this sort of kind of rogue
skunk works sort
of make what I wanted to project.
So in one minute, you'd be editing a,
you know, a Land Rover, Range Rover
commercial, going like, oh, the leather seats
in this new,
the Holland and Holland version is made of
the Fiders led.
And then this side, you just got like,
can we turn the anti-lag on and try and see
if we can shatter a window with it?
Yeah.
So there was this kind of like wonderful side
that we kind of had that.
And that was kind of the driftworks,
that's the driftworks connection.
And then outsiders came around completely,
accidentally, really, it was never ever meant
to be a documentary.
The idea was that when they were going to go
out and do like a couple of weeks or three
weeks, I think it was, we were out there to
go and experience Japan.
There wasn't so much of an agenda to film
something, but I said like, what if I did
come and I will pay my way?
by making a DVD that we sell at the end of it.
What if I come with?
Yeah, that would be cool, right?
Yeah, guys, what have I...
So we ended up going out and I bought out a
jib, which was, they seemed ridiculous at the
time, but there were no drones,
obviously no one had a drone back then,
drones were like helicopters.
But I wanted a way to be able to like lift
the camera up a little bit and do some like
cool cinematic shots to use the word.
So all in good jest, they all helped.
to carry this massive A-frame weights and
levers and cables and stuff.
So we had a jib that I could just put my
little Canon 5D on and just shoot some
interesting angles that weren't just ground
level handhelds or shaky cam.
And then we got very lucky with some street
drifting, the guys put on some mind control
put on some like crazy street drifting for us.
And that was just a really, really cool sequence.
And then we shot some other bits and pieces
went out to a few other tracks and stuff and
then came back and I'm like,
right, I feel like we've actually got quite a
good potential film here.
We should chuck some talking heads in sort of
like glue it all together.
And that was all we did.
We were like, well, let's give that a go.
Let's try and glue it all together and see
what we can assemble,
made the film, put it out some Blu-ray and
DVD and we sold out.
And it was crazy.
I was like, oh, that's cool.
We only got the number of DVDs that we got
because you got a bulk discount.
And then we thought like that's actually
really, really cool.
And then like three years later,
maybe, yeah, I think once, you know,
a good amount of time would pass.
We thought, well, let's put it out onto YouTube.
No one minded.
Everyone was cool with it.
They were like, oh, that's cool.
So the DVD people would watch it.
You've got the physical copy.
So we kind of figured it enough time would pass.
And yeah, and it, again, that kind of really
kind of popped off.
And I still get some wonderful message even
today from people saying like,
when are you doing the next one?
Yeah, yeah.
to making the second one, but we never had
the right opportunity in the right timing.
And I'd like to do number two properly.
Yeah, because I think that's the,
because technically Mike Kamod's did,
I think Turbo's and Temples One came out a
few years before, would have been right
around the same time, but not on YouTube.
That's right.
So I'd seen that, I saw that first,
and not to take anything away from those
guys, but it was a more polished,
like kind of how we film a YouTube video
where there was a little bit of scripting
involved, that sort of stuff.
Whereas the beauty of outsiders was,
this is what it's like going to Japan and
just doing it.
Oh, it was the discovery, it was the
exploration, the discovery, and all of those
things that you can't really repeat.
I think they'd been before, and they knew
kind of like what the game was and everything.
Whereas we were just going, wow,
this is this is ridiculous.
And just documenting it.
Just literally just documenting it.
And we had just enough contacts to help us go
to the cool places and see the cool stuff.
And it wasn't particularly well documented at
the time either.
So no one had really sort of got a lot of the
street drifting the way that was done.
That was the first time I'd ever seen it.
I'd heard about it on forums and people
talking about it.
But that was the first time I ever saw how
actually just rogue it is.
It's just people turning off and go mental.
There's obviously people along the course who
are watching out for things,
but it's, hey, what happens happens?
Run it.
It's crazy.
All I'd ever seen was the sketchy VHS rips.
You kind of get them from OI War from whatever.
And then when you're actually down there,
and seeing it, you're like, oh,
this is way harder.
Listen, they went really, really hard.
And you could see that this was something
special and they'd be doing like nine colors
going in at once and stuff.
And we're like, this is stupid.
And now we were very, very lucky that day.
I've seen subsequently quite a lot of other
kind of really good films come out of that.
But I think we just captured the right thing
at the right time to the right audience as
well, who perhaps less informed,
not that informed about Japan.
And we were on that learning road and we
can't repeat that again.
And now I've been there a few times with work and stuff.
And I'm going there at my honeymoon in April
and it's going to be all lovely.
But I'll never experience New Japan again.
No, exactly.
It was your first time.
But that to me is what made it so perfect
because it felt like as watching it,
it's your first time there as well.
If it was, yeah, this is this place,
we always come here.
You go, all right.
Okay.
So you're a local at this point,
but being new to it makes you feel like,
all right, we're doing this together.
So it was really cool.
Yeah.
So yeah, if you haven't watched outsiders,
search it up on YouTube.
If you're any form of interested in drifting
at all, you
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will enjoy it.
You will love it.
It's still well worth a watch.
Yeah.
The next thing I was going to ask about is,
again, this is from another podcast I think
from a while ago where you mentioned you did a Bollywood.
Yes.
Oh my good.
With some heart rates.
Yes.
But you just mentioned that you obviously
filmed it, but then when they changed it,
CGI and a bunch of other bits.
But how many times has that happened where
you filmed something?
I thought that's incredible.
I've got the sound.
It looks perfect.
And then it gets to coming out because you're
maybe not in control of the whole thing.
And they've completely changed it or
not used it at all.
Yeah.
Quite a lot.
Quite a lot.
There's a lot of perfectly valid reasons for it.
And sometimes you get this absolutely bananas
shot, but it just doesn't fit anywhere in the
original, in the plan.
So, you know, a commercial is a very short
amount of time.
There are dozens upon dozens of people
invested from various places in it.
Lots of people giving feedback that we don't
necessarily need or want.
And the project managers.
Sometimes the feedback is extremely welcomed
and taken on board.
And then sometimes you're just like,
just stop talking.
Talking to talk.
Shout out to all my customers.
Love you
guys, seriously.
But more importantly, there's a lot of
people involved in the process where they
have a lot of opinions that are genuinely valid.
You know, they've got a very specific place
where they're trying to place and put the car
on the product.
And sometimes they don't want a shot of it
just doing this gigantic fifth gear skid
around the corner.
And that
was a four wheel drive car.
And the car that we
had on the commercial was actually a rear wheel drive.
But it was not a real car.
So it was a rear wheel drive.
So, but that's fine.
This happens quite often.
When you've got the real thing,
sometimes you just don't need the,
you have a mock-up engineering car,
basically.
So that's what we had.
And that was the skittiest car ever built.
It would just ignite the tires around
everything you could.
It had a V8
though.
No, it was a supercharged V8.
The bits, but it was the rear wheel.
It was just, you know, a body dressed up,
XF, but RS, I guess.
Yeah.
Anyway, riotous car constantly on the lock stops.
We like, we went through like tires and tires.
And then when we sort of got back into the
garage and the clients looking through all
the rushes, they're going like,
this is supposed to be a sure-footed track
vehicle for low lap times.
And this isn't any use to anybody.
This is not what we're trying to do with this car.
Like, we make the Celieru, and that's the thing.
And they got quite heated with the director
who was correct in
saying that this is way more exciting.
But the client was
like, yes, but that's not what we're selling.
So we
basically had to give up a ton of insane drift footage.
And
I mean, this was some of the best stuff I
think I've ever shot.
We were right on the inside of this
ridiculous car, just hauling gears.
And that footage will always be lost to time.
You know, so
many little things like that have happened.
You know, good
shots have gone on the shelf because the
product is not actually what they were after.
I'd love to see just one
hour to hour, three hour long.
It's just all the cutting room.
It's all the unbelievable shots that weren't
allowed to be used.
Yeah, it happens.
It happens a lot, but it does happen for good reason.
I know that like, yeah, you know,
fine feedback from people is annoying
sometimes, but actually like there is a
legitimately good reason sometimes because I
mean, it's just part of the job.
You kind of have to accept it.
And sometimes it's, you know,
we being a very kind of petrol heady childish person.
I want to see skids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But unfortunately, just, you know,
like their demographic might not know,
because they actually, you know,
you can't sell like Audi RS6 off the basis of
it being a skittish real drunk car.
People want sure footed.
Yeah, exactly.
And so if you try and frame it like that,
then you kind of understand why they didn't
want that project take to be a drift car.
Is drifting, at least in commercials and that
kind of thing, is that the best way to make
something look fast?
Yep.
Because I kind of realized that.
But like exciting, yeah.
Because when you watch someone drive round a
track fast, unless you know,
it doesn't look very fast.
Yeah.
Depending on how it's shot, obviously.
But when you think of like the top gear laps,
it never looked fast until you go through the
follow through and then you go,
hang on.
And you had a point of reference essentially.
Yeah.
So that's why, and obviously,
Chris Harris is very well known for just
skidding cars around.
And everyone goes, he's the most amazing driver.
But because of the skidding,
so I always thought, if you want to look fast
or exciting, it's drifting as the thing to do.
Internet's very weird.
So, assuming that you use the Internet as the
benchmark or the temperature checker for the
footage, straight up track driving,
no one really kind of likes.
Yeah.
Put a load of camera shake on it,
Evan goes like, wow, so cool.
And so they kind of like, you know,
if it's like buzzy ADHD mega edit,
it's like, oh, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
'Cause I don't think they know what they're seeing.
I think they're just watching like buzzy
frames and it's just impossible to work out
what's going on.
But, you know, ADHD TikTok, that's kind of
where everyone loves these days.
And then with drifting, people don't like
seeing really drift cars or drift content.
No, it's weird.
It's, they're not really like,
you know, as exciting as these are,
these are only exciting when they crash into each other.
They're on video.
Yeah.
You know, drift montages.
I used to, you know, I started out with drift
montages and they were big.
But I think people very quickly were like,
I think I've seen this now.
Yeah.
I guess it's because it's, it's,
it's a thing doing the thing it's supposed to do.
Yeah.
Whereas when a road car does it,
you're like, I could do that with a road car.
Exactly.
Do the drifting in the NSX.
Everyone's very mental on the internet for it.
And, and, you know, and that is a
surprisingly good drift car,
actually.
I mean, even the GT3 is a great drift car.
Well, in the shot, the shots from,
was it Supercar driver behind?
Yes.
That's that, that's burned into my brain
about being a golf skit.
What's that?
I narrowly missed, I think, meeting you and
maybe Phil, it was where we used to work,
had a lot.
I think we were invited to a track day there.
Yes, right.
Yeah.
I either just left or I missed it,
but I was so annoyed because I saw all the
footage from it.
Yeah.
That was me, Phil.
And then another guy in a Lotus Elite.
Oh, yes.
Siege, actually.
Yeah.
So I'm just, just tearing our tires to pieces.
And I've got, I've got some great friends in
sort of various WhatsApp groups,
which have become the new car clubs,
essentially.
And they keep asking me like,
how do you do like four sets of rear tires here?
I track car.
I'm like, well, you know, there's such things
a clutch pedal when I like it a lot.
I blew some tires apart on the NΓΌrburgring on
my last track day as well.
And I came back in on the lowered and I was
like, oh, no, my God, are you okay?
Okay.
I'm like, no, the set tires.
Yeah.
Well, that brings us on quite nicely to your
car collection, which is immaculate,
really, for us, I know you're saying it's
very dirty, but as in the car choices,
can you run us through what the current fleet
is looking like?
And perhaps also some of your wife's cars as
well, because together you have a very impressive car.
Thank you.
We are.
Yeah.
So we are very much stuck in a period of time
where that sort of like mid 80s to kind of
like 2000s where, in my opinion,
that was kind of like that kind of greatest
period of time when cars were at their mechanical peak.
They were incredibly strong.
They weren't governed by computers,
but they were electronic enough that they
would run pretty much constantly.
So that kind of glorious period out of carbs
where the injection, everything started.
And they sound cool and it's a great era,
I think, for cars.
So as a result, that's kind of,
and my wife as well, Joanna,
we share the same love for that period,
particularly Japanese and German stuff.
But I'm not adverse to anything.
I don't have a single sort of car that I hate.
We love everything, but we happen to have collectors.
And that's what we did.
What we consider just driver's cars.
So we had the 996 GT3.
Only 88 on the best wheels.
God's wheel.
Also, that was my dream car when I started
driving NΓΌrburgring in 2004.
Those were brand new.
And I just, again, the sound is like a
really, as I said earlier, a really big part
of why I drive cars and the sound of that
coming past you in an MX-5 when you're going
up that hill.
60 miles an hour.
And the GT3 is a blazing past you.
That kind of noise that they make.
I was in love.
So I worked and that was the,
that was the goal with that car.
So that, when that turned off,
I was like, yeah, this is good.
I've had that for 14 years now.
Wow.
So I bought that when they were cheap.
They're not cheap anymore.
Nothing's cheap anymore.
And then on my, behind me now,
I have the A86 Corolla.
And is that what you've had the longest?
No, that's the longest.
That's the second longest.
Okay.
So this is a 20 valve, still 1.64AG engine
running currently an IST, 100 gearbox.
And that makes 200 horsepower,
which is a lot for that little car.
This is probably the best sounding car,
naturally aspirated four part,
I think, on the planet.
It sounds ridiculous.
Open throttle bodies.
I've got some various clips of it and I just,
the noise on the outside is just,
might, to die for.
I love it so much.
Also, another car on, another one of the
Lord's Wheels, the T37.
T37, yeah, he's in the chilly year.
That can be the Projecal Son,
I guess.
We've got German wheels, German wheels.
Exactly.
And then here we have Honda NSX.
This is an NA1.
This is a, so it's a three liter,
but this is essentially almost a full type R,
everything on it.
Everything from the dash, to the glass,
to the doors, to the carpets,
to the gearbox, to the underside.
All been lit up, presumably from a crash damage car.
This was modified mostly before I bought it,
and I've just perfected it, I think.
And also sort of a photo of this car.
Yeah, I did just remember that,
actually.
As a photo, I think it's on my Instagram,
I'll have to find it, we'll put it on the screen.
But it's at caffeine and machine on the hill,
but there's that one bay.
The one bay that's got like a sort of wooden
SRAM, I've got it there with TPs in the background.
And I remember taking that picture and going,
I'm the greatest photographer.
But it was more about the car on the light
and whatever else.
I've seen this car a few times.
Also, we recently drove, we were looking for
an R32 and an NSX.
And then the NSX that we were potentially
going to use fell through.
So I wrung off out and said,
"A, do you want to be on the podcast?
B, do you please know someone with an NSX?"
And effectively, you put us in contact.
So you're also the person behind the one that
you got to drive, which is very similar kind
of car with some type of, some R flavors in there.
Luke, I think it was.
He said he asked for the same seats as you.
It was very specific.
So I wanted those for Caro as well.
Yeah, with the small Recaro logo on those things.
One of those little obsessions is period
correct modifications is, for me,
such an important thing.
'Cause it's kind of, there's a bit of
nostalgia to it, but also it runs as deep as
making sure that the radio is the right
period in things like that.
Just trying to be like, "That said,
that has CarPlay, so I'm just trying to argue."
I've heard a lot of people say that where
people will ask why, 'cause I kind of have a
little bit the same sort of thing.
It's not that it's easy to just go online and
buy something that's new, but there's
something fun in this, the chase of going,
"If I can go out and I can find that set of
correct OG bronze T-37s, that will look like
it looked in the magazine when I was six."
And that's the car that I wanted,
whereas you get the new set and you're like,
"It's there, it's not exactly that."
Yeah, I know that it does smack of
unoriginality, but that is the wheel for that car.
The E-88 is the wheel that you put on the
996, it is, sorry.
And I think that looks amazing.
Amazing on the OG T-37s, this looks
incredible on T-37s.
There's a lot of wheels that kind of do suit
it, but I just particularly love that.
There's a reason people have trusted them.
There's a force, yeah.
And again, I tried not to worry too much
about it, but I just go like,
"That's the car I wanted, and that's the look
I wanted, and that's the part I wanted."
So that's why it's ended up like that.
So we've got the NSX, and then we have the
two JZX 100s.
There's two, yeah, two JZX 100s,
one of them is there, so that's a recent
addition to the garage.
I'd bought a one J, JZX 100 Mark II,
which a lot of people will incorrectly assume
it's a chaser, but it's they're not chasers,
they're actually called Mark IIs.
Chaser's a different body, but it's the same
platform, and there's a third one as well.
Cresta.
Which...
Cresta's got those weird lights,
they're kind of like bug eye looking real lights.
Japan went through this phase of just
essentially taking exactly the same car,
and then making three versions of it,
and selling them simultaneously in the same country.
And the dealership too.
Yeah, they're all the same, just pick one,
make a shake.
Whatever you prefer, do you like long lights,
do you like short lights?
Yeah.
And that was essentially it.
So, yes, I bought this car, and it had a bit
of a life in Japan, it'd come over,
but it's a manual, one J car,
very basic, like, intercooler,
boost controller, and we did a load of work,
put like, fancy diff and stuff,
and that was going to be my kind of like,
don't really care too much about it,
sort of...
Just enjoy it.
...
streaky fun wobble about car.
And then, that car I've just sent to Finland,
I've just come back from Finland where we've
spent a week doing snow driving around,
and that car was sensational on the snow
road, so it's just so perfect,
you just palm it around these gigantic
corners, you know, top third and fourth gear,
and just having a lovely time.
So, that was really, really cool,
and I was gonna sell that car once I got
back, and now I've driven it out there,
I'm like, oh, that's a pretty good car.
Because, that car came up for sale,
and that car was, that car was a same car,
same body kit, same color, but that car has a
2JZ
in it, and a BMW automatic 8HP gear,
and it's, does it have
a clutch pedal, it's a clutch pedal?
Oh, that's cool.
So,
it's got a, it's effectively a sim racing
clutch pedal,
which is quite weird, but it works.
So, it means you've got like a proper
hydraulic handbrake and everything in it.
Yep, clutch kick in.
Now, something I've been annoyed about for a
very long time, mainly because I'm joined by
one of these bastards on my left,
or you're right watching.
Tell me, tell us about Evo.
Yeah, I had a short dalliance with an Evo.
So, you've probably all seen the online
raffle
companies that exist, there seems to be about 12 million.
Yeah, we raffle some of our cars through it too.
It's quite a good, it's quite a good little
game, I think.
You can get into it, but I think a lot of
people thought that's a scam.
It can't be that easy to win a car.
And then about a week before I entered,
I, a friend of ours won a Ferrari.
And we were like, "Oh, is it that easy then?"
And
then I found out like two weeks before that,
a friend of ours won a GTR.
And then two months before that,
and then someone else we knew had won a
Lamborghini, they won a hurricane,
and I was like, "I can't be that easy."
"Can it?"
You just enter, and you look at it,
and you go, "Look at the odds,"
and you go, "Well, that's a lot better than a lottery."
So I'll give it a try.
I entered in some, entered on three cars.
I was sat down with my fiance at the time.
And we were winning fiance at the time,
well, with my girlfriend at the time,
who is now my wife?
We turned on the TV and thought,
"Well, just win a car before a cup of tea.
Just win a, you know, before we go and have some dinner."
And we, we turn it on.
It's the first time we've ever played.
It was the first car they drew,
and they were like, "And the winner is Al Clark."
For a, like a restored, like a
completely beautiful, like still zinc plated
underneath Evo5.
And I was like, I was speechless for,
I still got the video.
I was like, it's just three minutes just
having to go like, this cannot be real.
It was ridiculous.
And just put on the group chat with all the
drift folks guys like, and won the Evo.
And they're like, "Of course you have."
Of course you have.
I think I've told the story before,
but Will, both Will and I, my friend,
Navy, and during lockdown, we'd always do
stuff together, play Xbox together,
that sort of stuff.
And Will put in a, who won first?
Was it Evo?
Oh, won first.
Will won first.
And it was just, Will put in the chat,
no way.
And then Evo was like, no way.
And I wasn't watching the competition.
I said, what is it?
And Will went, "Oh, I just won,
I won a Mark II Focus RS."
And I was like, I cannot believe,
'cause we all enter these competitions all the time.
And then like, was it a month or two later,
there was, every message and said,
nah, you won't, nah, no way.
And I was like, what?
And he went, "Yeah, I just won a Rolex."
And then about two months later,
Will fits in the chat, no way.
And I was like, what's going on here?
And everyone went, no, don't tell him.
And we went, yeah, Evian's just won a Rolex as well.
So everyone I know is one, except for me.
I can't believe it.
So Joanna's also equally mad that she's not
one as well.
And Joanna, I know that doesn't make any
difference at all, but I was one number away
from winning an Audi.
Really?
A few months ago.
I was one number off.
Crazy.
You know, it's so, if you're listening,
it does happen.
It does happen.
To everyone else but me.
And I'll go win one day on something.
It's going to be something small.
Because now this is the thing.
I'm not a superstitious person.
I don't believe in any of that sort of stuff.
But now when I look at something,
I'm like, there's like a Saxo VTS.
I love a Saxo VTS.
I'll buy a ticket on that.
And then I don't, because I'm like,
I can't use up my luck and win that one.
I need to win an Evo or an E3 or something.
Cool.
So I mean, it's, I haven't won in the car since.
It makes you funny.
See, I wouldn't, I said this to those guys
after they won.
I'd stop.
I'd be like, well, I'm never winning one again.
So you're a wise man.
Yeah.
I am not.
The fun is I ran the Evo for like eight
months and I ran it over winter.
It made a great winter shitter.
And well, it was a couple of quits.
And I think it was an awesome car.
It was a tiny bit soulless again,
like just again, going back to that whole
like engine, not being very characterful.
And it's just a bit too competent.
So that's why I sort of like,
well, someone offered me some money for it.
And I was
like, yeah.
Yeah.
And then you did have for a short stint or
well, not shorts, then you had an AMG.
Was it a GTR?
Or was it had a GTR?
Yeah.
Which had replaced the Ferrari F12.
So again, very, very specifically going back
to like, dream cars, dream noises,
but also moments where I remember stuff.
I went, I did a La Ferrari launch many,
many years ago.
And there was again, the sound that car makes
is extremely specific to that engine.
And that engine is ostensibly transplanted
into the F12.
And then I was like, I want to F12 now.
And then I bought the F12, which turned out
to be horribly unreliable.
So I had that.
And I didn't use it properly,
but it was just like pouring,
literally just pouring money away.
It cost a fortune, which
is such a shame because they're supposed to
be quite reliable, otherwise they'll still have it.
But the AMG GT-R that followed it didn't put
a single foot wrong at all ever.
And that was a really, really cool car,
again, same idea along the bonnet GT.
But there was something a little bit cold about it.
It was just a little bit, again,
too competent and a little bit too fast and
just a little bit too good at everything.
And it was kind of, I don't know what it is,
like you needed something that's slightly,
slightly cruel somewhere in Ford.
Something that's just a bit like keeps you on
your toes, like that car was so fast and good.
And it just, I don't know, it just didn't
make you work for anything.
So that was sort of the reason for sort of getting that.
And I haven't really thought of it,
I can't really think of a car that I'd
replace that with at the moment.
So that was going to be the next question is,
what is the next
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car?
I genuinely, I look and look and until I sort
of think about something for a long time,
I go, I'm not going to buy it because I'll
have like, you know, you go for,
because also, I will point out,
you know, when I bought the Ferrari,
there was that sort of sweet spot of PCP time
when you could buy things for,
and now, you know, the amount of money that
it would cost to finance that,
you know, if you want to go down that route
is astronomical now.
So I kind of took advantage of the back of
that cheap period of time.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's almost, it was good.
And because those cars don't lose any money
at all, you know, the same value when you go
in and out, you kind of get to the end of it
and you're in positive equity.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's, that's your plan on the
glardo, right?
That's the goal with it.
Yeah.
It's not an investment as such,
but if you can only car, you've always wanted it.
It's the wisest way without losing a shed
load of money.
Yeah.
It's much nicer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
So that, that was the deal with the Ferrari.
But the, I haven't, there's nothing else that
really tickles my fancy, and I keep looking
back at F-12s going like, if I ever bought
another one, but is that the definition of insanity?
Yeah.
I think quite literally.
Because, because again, like,
I know two or three other people who have got
them, abused them and they have no issues with them.
Yeah.
And I'm like, why did mine break constantly?
But I mean, everything went wrong and that
cut the steering wheel exploded.
The computer inside it just stopped working.
The gearbox exploded, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, every ton of its pieces like that.
And it was just, you know, I bought a high
mileage-ish car with the idea that that had been used.
And so all of the, everything's been worked out.
Yeah.
Because the worst thing, you don't want to
buy a car that hasn't been used because cars
that don't get used explode constantly.
I don't think it makes a difference in
that car.
So no, there is no current plan to do that.
In anything, you know, it would be something older again.
I've missed the boat, I think,
on like the Ablo's and Merci Lago's.
Unfortunately, they've just doubled in price overnight.
Unfortunately, that is our mainly will,
but mine as well.
Merci Lago is one of the end gold cars and
it's just getting further and further away.
Yeah.
And it wasn't that long ago that you could
buy a, like an early Diablo for a hundred.
Yeah.
And now they are 200 going on further.
It's the thing that we said with the,
like, with the Delta that I always wanted a
Delta Evo to.
So a friend had some money to spend and so
imported, he paid for it, imported it to the UK.
I did it up and sold it for him.
And because I just always wanted one,
I knew you'd buy one.
After selling it, I think we sold it at 45.
That car's now 80.
If I ever get 80 together, that car will be 150.
It will just always keep moving away from you at that.
And that's the, that is the most frustrating
thing in the world.
Yeah.
There's no, there's no catching up with it.
I mean, I try not to think
about it, but like I bought this,
this, this car has possibly used to tripled
in values and so bought it.
This one is easily doubled.
That's easily doubled.
Does it stop?
Does it make you drive them any different?
It does until I put a helmet on.
And then you're like, and then you're like,
and then you're like race car.
Yeah, then you're just like,
I'm safe.
Let's go.
To be honest, no, I try not to.
I tried to be, I tried to think about a car
as the value that I bought it at.
I was happy to buy it and crash it.
Isn't yeah.
At the time.
Yeah.
And nothing's changed other than that.
To you.
That's the cost.
to get rid of these cars.
They are everything I love about cars.
The personality, the driving,
they're so different in their own different ways.
And they represent such a, their own unique
corner of driving.
And I think honestly, I think something is
really missing.
I think like an old classic would be awesome
from a sort of like 60s, 70s.
American English, I think given the route
we're probably going, they've looked at like
240s ends and stuff like that.
Oh, nice.
Very nice.
Something that we can kind of cruise around.
Yeah, slowly.
Again, a really annoying car.
I remember looking, this would have been
2013, right when I was starting to look for
my first car.
And there was a project 240Z that I think it
had an MOT the previous year,
but needed some stuff to get through the next one.
And it was three and a half thousand pounds.
And I could have like sold it,
basically sold every, I had saved up some
money for my first car.
I could have sold like bought and sold some
more wheels and stuff to make it happen.
And my mom was like, you're not having car
from 1971 as your first car,
you will buy, which is fair,
I would have, but I would have been very cool
to have a 240Z of first car.
It won't lose any money, you'll be dead.
But now like cars, that's a 30,
40 grand project and a 50, 60 grand working car.
It's just tough, rough.
It is absurd.
I keep every day I check Mercy Loggers and I
just pray, I'm looking at an auction going
one or sell for a sub hundred grand,
but they just don't.
You just want that sort of strange one that
no one really wants.
It's off an auction, but everyone's so wise to it.
The real sad part is, is all the speculation
over values and stuff.
Because they won't get used.
Thankfully, so when we were in Monterey last
year, we've talked about a few times,
we met a guy there who bought one,
he has that in a glardo and he was like,
"I bought it because of hot pursuit.
It was on the cover.
It was my favorite car.
I let any let us drive it.
You let us absolutely blast it around.
It's what it's made for.
I'm not putting it in a garage so it can make some money.
I bought that for really upsetting.
Especially in dollars, I was like,
"That's a bargain."
But I was out in, when I was out in Finland,
I was showing some German friends and some
Austrians, like the prices of cars in the UK.
We're very lucky.
They were brain melting over how cheap we can get stuff.
Well, we're looking for our next,
we buy cars together as like a car each and
we do a series on them.
We're looking at cheap Italian cars and we're
both looking mainly at a portrait.
either a 3200 or 4200 GT, five to six grand
gets you a car with an MOT that you can drive
down the road.
It will break, it will blow up.
But you still got a road legal Maserati for
five to six grand.
Name a more gangster car than a coach reporter.
But that car that is from Birmingham here
that is about to fall apart,
even that in Italy, that's a 15 to 20,000
euro car for the horrible one.
We are very lucky in some aspects.
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Joanna's Portuguese and her friends back
home, she shows me the online stuff.
She bought a reasonably cheap E46 M3 and her
friends were like, "Did you win a lottery?"
And she's like, "No, they are free here."
This is the first time I'm looking at the
taxes and just the general value of it.
So we do actually have it quite good here.
I'm coming to see you early here first.
UK delivered later on.
Exactly.
Dropping in price.
Did you have any other questions?
I don't think so.
Let me double check my list.
Let me check my list.
Actually, that was a very generic question,
but you've worked with a lot of big stars and
big cars, but has there ever been a pinch
yourself, like the standout pinch yourself,
moment or person or car?
You've had a lot of big moments.
I tell you one that I always remember really,
there's two particularly.
The biggest surprise, which was Michelle
Rodriguez in Nevada doing 200 miles an hour
on an F-Type, on a public road,
which was a closed public road,
but 200 miles an hour.
She was so cool and just into cars and just a total vibe.
She was wicked to work with.
She just was interested, helpful,
did everything really well.
A lot of the F1 drivers, Max Verstappen,
was amazing actually to work with.
He doesn't suffer fools gladly,
but he's a properly good guy.
But this is slightly older audience
potentially now, but the job that really
stands out for me was working with Sterling
Moss for such a long time.
Just before his health declined particularly,
and the legends that we got to do,
we did this documentary originally shot for
Jaguar, which ended up going on to Sky documentary.
And that was about how Sterling Moss and a
test driver called Norman Dewis essentially
responsible for the disc brake that is in
every single car in the world.
So for those at whom we don't know,
Dunlop, the tyre company, made aeroplane disc
brakes, which they then wanted to try and
make that technology work on cars.
And they'd failed, but Norman Dewis,
who was bought over in the time,
made the technology work.
And he is responsible for the disc brake that
is on every single car that you're probably
going to touch for the rest of your lives.
And Sterling was the driver,
the racing driver, who won the first racing,
the first race on a car with disc brakes on a C-type.
And we were telling that story,
but as a result, we just got access to some
of the most extraordinary people and racing legends.
And we took Sterling down to Reams and just
the, that was such a special,
such a special time to do those three,
four months.
three times to go and hang out with him and
Suzy and just kind of like drink gin at 10
o'clock at the morning and stuff.
But, and that film wasn't ever even going to
go out, right?
Wasn't going to go out.
It sat on a shelf for years and years and
years until Sterling died, during Easter,
when it was now, it was kind of like the
COVID time, wasn't it?
And I just thought, we have to make this film
exist, because like I had all the footage.
So I spoke to all the relevant people,
spoke to JAG and JAG were like,
yeah, go on that.
actually.
And I was not fair on them, because they
said, yep, go and make that story happen.
So they released all the footage out,
and we made the film and put it out on the
sky and gave it to them for free basically,
so that it could exist.
Yeah, just it's out there.
Which is epic.
Yeah.
And so that's my, that will be forever my
most grateful job,
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to sort of having spent that time with those
legends and hear like the crucible of these
lunatic stories that you've,
that are never ever going to be repeated.
No, yeah.
In different times now.
So that's the one I'm most grateful for.
Yeah, that's very cool.
It's called The Races Who Stopped the World.
And yeah, you can see it on YouTube now
actually for free as well.
There you go, that's your next project.
After you've finished listening to this,
you can go ahead and listen to that.
Happy there.
I think that's all for me.
I think that is a perfect place to end this.
Thank you very much to Al Clark for being on
the Cream Podcast.
Also, by the way, if you're an audio listener
and you've been wondering why there's been
rustling the whole time, we're on bean bags.
We are on bean bags.
That's probably why.
I've declined a significant amount.
I think podcast bean bags are definitely the future.
I
do quite like the idea of it.
We'll see you in a few days
time for another episode of the Cream Podcast
back in the
unit with Little Benjamin.
See you then.
Cars Rule
Everything Around Me.
And we should be on chairs.